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Darkhanos


A thoroughly average Joe with an off color sense of humor.

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  • 78 weeks
    RIP Kevin Conroy

    My older brother just called me to inform me that Kevin Conroy, the voice of Batman, passed away. So naturally, this news saddened me.

    Granted, there have been other VAs that played the role of Batman, but to me, Kevin Conroy will ALWAYS be the Dark Knight. As such, I say goodbye to a man that has brought joy to many children's (and us older adults') lives.

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  • 115 weeks
    Elden Ring is Epic

    So far, I'm happy to say that it's met my expectations and more. Granted, I'm still early game so there's much to see and explore. Killed a few bosses so far, and yes, they're pretty challenging. Might've been easier has I chosen a caster, be it Sorceries or Miracles, but that's not my style.

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  • 122 weeks
    Well Damn

    Welp, I tested positive for COVID-19. It's not all bad though. I seem to get past the worst of it pretty quickly, but what's gonna suck is the quarantine for 10 days per my employer's policy.

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  • 123 weeks
    If This Ain't the Damn Truth

    :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

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  • 123 weeks
    RIP Betty White

    Fuck you, 2021! You just had to give us one last middle finger, didn't you, ya limey fuck?!

    I don't think I have to say how legendary Betty White was, and no matter how hard I try to articulate my words, nothing would ever do her career and her work justice.

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Jan
15th
2014

Status Update · 3:49pm Jan 15th, 2014

Well my birthday is coming up in three days, and my family told my Dad and I (we have the same birthday, which I think is awesome! :yay: ) that they want to spoil us for that day. That'll be a nice change, I normally don't celebrate my b-day (because more often than not it falls on a work day) and having my family with me will be awesome!

Now for the reason I made this blog. An unfortunate accident happened to my Flash Drive containing chapter 4 of 'Rising from the Fall' (My brother formatted it thinking it was his drive so that he could use it for thr Xbox) and I've been putting in nearly 100 hours of work for the past month and a half so I havent had the time to rewrite it. Now that I know I will have time, I will jump on that as well as my collab with Nodoga 'The Bet' and an upcoming collab with InvaderSplorch. On that note, I've been toying with an idea for another story that I hope to get started on soon. Anywho, just wanted to keep you guys posted. Gotta go! Have a great day!

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Comments ( 26 )

Happy Birthday!:pinkiehappy:

So if I'm reading this right, today is your birthday...:rainbowderp::rainbowdetermined2:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! :yay:

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Yay! Thanks a lot! And today is indeed mah Burfday!

1732286 :raritystarry::pinkiehappy::yay:

YUS! My timing wasn't off! :derpytongue2::twilightsheepish::pinkiecrazy:

I hope it's been awesome so far, and that the burfdai celebrations may continue long into the wee hours of the morn!

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Ha Ha! That's the spirit! I'll try not to get too inebriated

1732538 :rainbowlaugh:
Hangovers are never fun, but the stuff before does tend to be :rainbowdetermined2: I hope you got the right amount of drunk, so it's all :pinkiehappy::yay::ajsmug::rainbowwild:...and not any of the :pinkiesick:

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...someone shoot me... :pinkiesick:

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1 Mexican-American + 1/5 of Crown Royal × 5 family members + my sister's boyfriend ÷ a clean floor+ 6 camera phones= One drunk ass Mexican-American passed out, 6 people laughing their asses off, 4 embarrassing photos, and a pile of vomit on on what used to be a clean floor and one empty bottle of Crown. That about covers it.

Sad part was, the more drunk I was, the more I spoke Tex-Mex.

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Oh! And I forgot to mention that I picked a fight with my cat...and lost.

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:rainbowlaugh::rainbowderp::fluttershysad:
I'm sorry...but at the same time, that's a bit hilarious :twilightsheepish:


1737750 :rainbowderp:....That's awesome, all except maybe for the scratches :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowdetermined2:

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Lol, I have a ninja cat and I made a hell of an impression on my sister's BF.

1746364 :rainbowlaugh:
It strikes without warning, and vanishes into the catbox after demanding a full food bowl :rainbowwild:

While It sounds amusing, I'm a bit concerned. How did the beef react? :trixieshiftright:

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The BF likes the hell out of me. And my cat...well it's a little fucker so maybe I'll just shoot it next time because apparently I can't win in a hand-to-claw bout

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That is awesome! :raritystarry::rainbowlaugh:

And while I do like cats, If it's being a little shit, I would say to take care of business as you see fit. Interestingly enough, I ended up poking a cat with a stick to force it to leave my house a few weeks back :pinkiegasp::pinkiehappy::pinkiecrazy:

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Indeed. I like cats and dogs, but damn it if they act a fool!

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Seriously, like, yeah! I've had cats that made the entire domicile a litterbox :rainbowhuh: As for dogs, there was one with a weird growth, and another with the worst possible attitude for a dog (nearly spelled it god :derpyderp2:). I ended up needing a chairleg to get the bastard to do anything remotely not-bad :twilightangry2::flutterrage:

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Lol damn! Kinda sounds like my Dad on a bad day lol

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Did your Dad need to use a chairleg on something...or do you mean that someone would have to use a chairleg on him? :rainbowlaugh::rainbowwild: (assuming the former, but the latter is an awesome idea...though I assume he'd just take the leg and use it against the sorry soul :applejackconfused:)

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you're correct on both accounts. And sadly, I was the one who he used the leg on :pinkiesick: the only reason I did it was because it was a request from my mom.

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I thought he might be a chairleg sort of guy :rainbowlaugh::rainbowwild::rainbowdetermined2:

:rainbowderp: Oh, man, I'm sorry that happened :fluttershysad:

But, your mom wanted you to use it on him? :rainbowhuh:

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He was particularly frisky with her...

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Frisky how? Like, frisky frisky (romanticish), or frisky frisky (violence:pinkiecrazy:)

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