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Jazzaman


"How hard can rocket science be anyway?"

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  • 456 weeks
    Quick update

    I noticed that when re-writing some old chapters, it doesnt tell you that they have been republished, so to tell you guys that the chapter has been reworked, there will be = signs at either side of the chapter name. This is just a quick way to say that that chapters been refurbished. Ones that dont have it from now on are old chapters due for a revamp!

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  • 461 weeks
    Ut Ametur Iris RENOVATION

    That's right were going house rules up in this bitch.

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  • 471 weeks
    Tanks for the memories SPOILER WARNING

    SPOLIER WARNING. if you dont want the episode spoiled then put a saucepan over your head and bang it with a spoon until you manage to click off this page







    I dont normally make blog posts about episodes but this one was different.

    God damn

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  • 476 weeks
    yep mods are shit heads

    so the new fic isn't coming. There is no triumphant return to writing for me. I'll put it up on my pastebin, but just fuck this site. It was bad enough when every single shitty shipfic gets featured but its even worse now that they will let some of the trash through but not actual fics that people put time and effort into.

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  • 476 weeks
    well shit

    Hi guys, how you all doing? Firstly, i'm not dead, i've just been quite recently, i had hoped to make a sudden comeback with a new two part story full of lovely dashie goodness, but unfortunately it failed submission.

    Nothappyjane.wav

    its amazing how some of the utter trash can get accepted here, yet actual fics don't. -_-

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Jan
13th
2014

Scary fic · 2:35am Jan 13th, 2014

So if you read my last blog post, you would know that im in the mood to write some horror. I was so keen i actually started writing one, however that was until the newest episode came out. Specifically, this.

so now i want to write a slenderman fic, because lets face it, its practically canon now.

but, I wanna ask you guys what you'd rather see. The fic i've already started which is very similar in style to an SCP document. Or a slenderman fic. I promise i'll do it properly!

a small snippet of the story i've already written a part of:

The following is a detailed report of events that took place between the ▓▓▓ of March and the ▓▓▓ of April, on the one-thousand and fourth year of Celestia’s reign. Some Information has been left omitted to protect the identity of those involved. Discussed events took place inside a region known as ‘Darkwood Peaks’ located within the far north north east of the Crystal Empire.

IMPORTANT NOTE: Despite being the official report of the ‘Horseshoe pass incident’ due to the unusual circumstances of the case, the legitimacy of some facts are still in question.

Descriptions of events:

▓/3/1004-

A hiking expedition into the Darkwood Peaks mountain range, was undertaken by a large group consisting of ten ponies. These ponies were all members of the three main tribes, (no minority races were present) between the ages of (▓ and ▓).

Evidence of hiking gear found at the site of the incident were cross referenced with several hiking retailers in the Crystal Empire region confirmed that the group had legitimately purchased and registered their gear and their expedition with local sherpas.

Increasingly unfavorable weather conditions were prevalent during the time of the expedition, forcing the party to miss their ETA to their overnight stop (Checkpoint A). Reports from one member of the expedition; ▓▓ ▓▓▓, told investigators that food and water provisions were sufficiently adequate at this time.

▓/3/1004-

Weather conditions worsened overnight. Discussions with local meteorologists stated that during the specified time frame, the weather in the Darkwood Peaks region recorded several abnormal wind speeds (up to 150km/h) and temperatures (Approx -46°).

These specified conditions were considered by ▓▓ ▓▓▓ to be “too hazardous” . She returned via hiking trail that the group had taken the day prior back to ▓▓▓▓. She was later called into questioning when two EBI agents located her after the incident.


Would you like to see more of this? or something in a different style?

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Comments ( 1 )

the SCP thing sounds cool. I've been reading their "archives", and some of the stuff is nightmare fuel. Most, though, is pretty cool, like the sentient tank.

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