My plan for this Christmas

Yez, comradez. Wi shell drink in ze name of aur gret cantri! Wi zell drink, and zen raid berz for sport, to win ze Olympics to earn money to buy potatoes!

Wi nid loadz of potatoes to make aur cantri praud! Wi zell drink for Mazer Russia! Da, tovarishi

Comments

[Stiggerzz]

#All I want for Christmaaaas, is beer!#

[Cerulean Voice]

Nicccccccce. Have a fantastic day, comrade. Nazdrovia! (ima feel like a twat if that isn't Russian)

[HiddenUnderACouch]

1645938 That's so gramatically wrong.

Na zdorovie - now there we go. The time for revenge has come - now I shall teach your russian grammar!

[HiddenUnderACouch]

1645936 Beer? No. Only strong russian vodka.

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[Stiggerzz]

1645945
y u no cider?
cider is good shit.

1645938
do you feel like a twat?

[HiddenUnderACouch]

1645948 True russian only drink vodka. Vodka made us who we are - the pain in the ass of the political world.

[Cerulean Voice]

1645958 Time to boot up ye olde Korpiklaani band and play their song, Vodka!

[Cerulean Voice]

1645948 I feel like half a twat. I had the right idea at least

[Cool_Story_Reader]

Just an honest question, are you drunk?

[HiddenUnderACouch]

1645972 Aff curs Ah ahm. Drunk az a scank!

*looks around, sees no one*

Clear to go.

[Cool_Story_Reader]

1645977
Glad to see you're having fun! Keep it up!

[MessoriaAQ]

1645965

He knows 'em! I love you!