How to respond to critisism · 8:36pm Dec 21st, 2013
Let's just say, your story just got heavily pandered. Very heavily. You feel all down and sad - your work has just been tramped into dust.
But remember - never let your emotions take over you. Do not rage.
Reply like this: "I am sorry you didn't like the story. I promise, I will improve next time".
Why say that? Simple - by replying this way, the critic will probably respond kindly, wish you best of luck, and even maybe offer you some help! The trick here is that he's pretty much obliged to reply kindly - otherwise, he will look like an ass.
Fanfiction is, basically, a restoraunt, where writers are cooks, and readers are costumers. And it would be very strange when the cook starts to growl back at the dissatisfied costumer - "You just don't understand!" "You've got the wrong taste!" "Everyone likes it, only you don't!". Mighty strange, isn't it?
I do the same thing. When someone comments on my story like that I respond like that then play GTA V and pretend the people I'm shooting is them
I thought I was supposed to scream at the offending blasphemer and throw well-thought-out-for-like-1-second insults at them before blocking their faces, with an added pinch of deleting their comments.
I know I do.
P.S. I don't recognize you with your new avatar, I'm bad with names.
1632355 Huh. I'm not negatively commenting on your stories any time soon.
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
True wisdom. 100% agree.
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You're gonna go bananas? Or throw your poop at the enemy?
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1632392 Yeah, I love this copypasta. You can find my comment on it on NerdCubed video, and TB, I think. Heh, throwing your poop at the enemy