301 Followers! · 6:58am Nov 4th, 2013
I didn't even notice how huge my jump in followers has been since i released Return.
But i just noticed! And decided to make a blog about it!
What? That's not good enough reason for you all?
You wanna fight about it?! Because I'll fight all y'all!
Ehhhhhhhhhh, there sure a lot of you...
Okay, I'm sorry! Calm down! I won't fight all of you!
I'm only a small boy, you must all understand.
And I try to compensate by picking fights with strangers over the internet... You must all think so little of me now.
What? You still think I'm cool?
Well, I am pretty dashing, you're right.
And my singing voice is very close to that of the immortal Meat-Loaf, thank you.
All of my insecurities are gone!
Thank you, you wonderful people. I hope that you all have wonderful dreams about sugarplums and orange soda.
Goodnight.
...I love you.
What? Was that too soon for me to say that?
You know what, just forget i said anything.
I'm not just following you...
I'm stalking you
This blog post is still longer than any pony story I have written.
How does that make you feel?
You love me?
...
I'M FINALLY LOVED BY SOMEONE!!!
But seriously, congratulations man! You completely deserve every one of those followers :D
Congrats, King.
1480826 HE DOES NOT DESERVE THIS MANY FOLLOWERS IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM!
He deserves more.
Because quite honestly, this story is the best I've ever seen from the internet.