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ThePhantomAssassin Joined 28th Dec, 2011 · Online

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  • 455 weeks
    New Story Idea

    New
    Age
    Zebra
    Immigration
    System


    How much could I do with this you think?

    1 comments · 607 views

  • 507 weeks
    Happy 21st for me! And Beer sucks.

    So I'm 21 now! Beer tastes like crap, hard cider is cool, and this melon drink my mom made is fucking awesome. Consindering I've never had stuff to drink before I'm fairly certain this maybe might count as my first drunk blog post. I honestly can't tell.

    Stay thirsty my friends!

    2 comments · 521 views

  • 541 weeks
    So I had an Idea.

    Okay, so Twilight is a Princess Right? Well, what if, a few hundred years later, her and Celestia alternate who run Day Court so one pony doesn't have to do all the work. Twilight however, isn't as wise as Celestia and can't stand the Nobles. She asks Celestia to knock those arrogant pricks down a level so they stop pestering them with completely retarded requests. Celestia declines saying how

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    3 comments · 595 views

  • 558 weeks
    Two Stories that MUST be read.

    Lines and Webs and Dusk's Dangerous Game by Airstream. These two stories are by far the most enrapturing stories I've ever read. And I've read quite a few hundred stories. I am thanking every star in the Sky I

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    3 comments · 673 views

  • 593 weeks
    Hasbro's Gone and Done it now... They've just declared war on Bronies.

    They really want to see the world burn don't they?

    23 comments · 1,005 views
Apr
21st
2012

NEW FUCKING EPISODE!!! · 7:31pm Apr 21st, 2012

Part One.

Part Two.


Changelings are best ponies.

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Comments ( 11 )
ThePhantomAssassin
ThePhantomAssassin #1 · Apr 21st, 2012 · · ·
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78799 Well, you thought wrong. You'll get over it. Or hang yourself. One of the two.

ThePhantomAssassin
ThePhantomAssassin #2 · Apr 22nd, 2012 · · ·
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80815 Secret option Three? Jump in front of a bus speeding down the highway with 40lbs of C4 strapped to your chest that will blow upon your death.

ThePhantomAssassin
ThePhantomAssassin #4 · Apr 22nd, 2012 · · ·
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81003 Fuck your couch! *Keeps running*

ThePhantomAssassin
ThePhantomAssassin #5 · Apr 24th, 2012 · · ·
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84202 Pny plz. Eye'm so far away it dusnt matter.

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