I'm sorry, but this is who i really am... · 10:30pm Oct 27th, 2013
Okay guys, I'm just gonna keep this simple.
I'm no good at writing serious stories. I just can't write a story that's worth your attention.
So i'm going to go back to my true self. I'm going to write stories that are completely random and stuff. Because I'm never going to be a great writer. I just don't have the inspiration in me anymore to actually write a decent story. And it's not like I'm ever gonna get featured, anyway, so i'm not losing out on anything.
So, I'm going to start things off with a new story; a collection of short hilarious adventures surrounding my OC, Unique, and featuring various other OC's belonging to my friends made during my time as a Brony.
Why do i even bother writing this crap? Who the fuck's even reading this besides myself? XD
I'm so lonely...
I check up on you.
Just write what you want to. If you aim for featured, you'll end up disappointed. Being in the Featured box doesn't necessarily mean it's a good story. Most are clop. Others are Short Skirts full of Obselescent Pen Strokes, and those guys are light years from anything you or I write due to actual creative writing degrees. Write what you've been inspired to. Eventually, something will catch.
My most popular two are a Silver Spoon journal fic and a story about a brony trapped in Rarity's kitchen. Only the first one has been featured, and I've written thirteen stories for this site, two of which I've deleted because... well, for lack of a better term, people are racist to black-and-anything characters, and the other was my attempt at making the Most Overpowered Original Charater Ever (thus MOOCE, the title of the story).
The thing with darkfics... they tend to have a long percolation time. It takes a while of consistent updates for them to gain a following.
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You know what?
You're absolutely right.
And the next story I publish is going to be something MUCH different. In fact, as far as I know, nobody else has done what I'm going to do, so I feel confident to say that my upcoming story - or should i say, collection of stories - is going to be an original idea.
FimFiction should introduce a comics section...
(hint, hint) 8) 0U<
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Is it going to include grilled cheese sandwiches?
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There will be grilled cheese sandwiches, many meme references, a lot of contributed OC's (hopefully), and with a little luck, about 100 chapters or more of comical capers and the sort.
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You want OCs!? I'll contribute some OCs!
Razortongue, Boomdrop, Canuck Chuck, Emerald Thunder, and Keytap Sweethorn all reporting for duty.
(Y'might have to scroll down for descriptions...)
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Woah, woah, woah! Easy there, tiger!
You gotta give me chance to get some stories sorted out for the chapters, man! Besides, maybe I might decide to have your OC's starring in the comic strip chapters, or maybe I might like them enough to put them in my Youtube animations, because I feel like it...
But not yet though, cause' there's this animation I'm trying to get done ATM, but it's taking a really long-ass time to do cause' I got this off-the-hook Halloween party going off this week, so I got some late nights ahead of me to get as much of this animation done as I can before I can get to doing the animations that will feature the OC's of my other friends. But hey, if you wanna put yourself down for a role in one of my next videos, just message me and i'll see what I can do. I probably might shove a bunch of OC's into one video. Might be funny. XD
But yes, please! Send me any info you have regarding your OC's so I get a rough idea of how I can best portray them in a chapter!
(Aw, damn it! Why does my dog keep sniffing my nut sack? You a MALE dog! Go fuck the neighbours' poodle or something! Only my lovely female followers and my right hand can caress these bad boys!)
...Wait, did I type out what I just said? I did, didn't I?
Shit...
XD
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Kay. I'ma send you some OCs at some point. Use them within their personalities and Boomdrop won't have to kick you and your dog's nut sacks.
With a twelve-inch razorblade.