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TotallyNotRainbowDash


A totally normal, but awesome, human person.

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  • 550 weeks
    Why do people think my stories are funny? Also, know any cool fics about RD?

    People keep saying that I need to put comedy tags on my stories, but my stories are totally romantic and not funny! I mean, yeah, they should make people feel good because they're really good, and ponies are totally happy to get to have awesome sex with Rainbow Dash... maybe that's what they mean?

    I don't get it.

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  • 550 weeks
    My next story will be posted soon!

    Okay, that first one didn't make the feature box, but this next one will! I don't know why the one about Twilight had so many thumbs down because Twilight is totally hot. But this one is about Rainbow Dash and AJ, and people have to think AJ's hot, so they won't thumbs down this one. Also, I told them not to in the description, in case they didn't figure it out.

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  • 550 weeks
    Ohmigosh! My first story!

    This is so cool. I'm gonna make the feature box with this story. People love stories about Rainbow Dash having sex with her friends, and I can't blame them because it's totally hot. And I think I wrote it really well. It's not many words, but, like, stuff didn't need that many words.

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Oct
21st
2013

Why do people think my stories are funny? Also, know any cool fics about RD? · 12:08am Oct 21st, 2013

People keep saying that I need to put comedy tags on my stories, but my stories are totally romantic and not funny! I mean, yeah, they should make people feel good because they're really good, and ponies are totally happy to get to have awesome sex with Rainbow Dash... maybe that's what they mean?

I don't get it.

I just put up the story about Rainbow Dash and Rarity I was working on. This should show that person who thought that Rarity isn't totally into Rainbow Dash.

Also, I'm looking for some awesome fics to read about Rainbow Dash. I like stories where her friends are in love with her, or she has really hot sex, or where she does really awesome things and acts cool all the time. Some stories are about her being sad or not as cool, but I don't like those stories. So if you know any where she's super awesome, let me know so I can read them!

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Darling, might I ask what you would define as 'awesome'?

Generally speaking, characters you seem to be searching for aren't written very well. I believe the term 'mary sue' is often used to describe them.

1439185
Awesome means "like Rainbow Dash." And mary sue sounds wimpy, so that's not the kind of stories I'm looking for. Just stories where Rainbow Dash is cool and saves the day and everypony loves her. You know, awesome stories.

1439192
I see... well, good luck with that, dear. Good luck... really.

The closest one I know to fit your description is MINEMINEMINEMINE

But, really, fics that you're looking for don't come around very often. Like 1439185 said, people don't like Mary Sues. One of my stories, Canterlot Inbox, has RD and company answer usually sex-related and inappropriate questions, so if that's your cup of tea, then have at it.

1439204
Thanks, I'll check it out!

And people must like Rainbow Dash being totally awesome, otherwise they wouldn't like the show, right?

What is this!? You want amazing stories staring Rainbow Dash? I can't help you. Except...

Bluebird's Song is my favorite story in the entire fandom. It's a Twi/Dash drama/romance of Dash struggling to become a better person, and her darkish past. Love it. And it's very clear between the lines that THEY HAD LOUD MUSKY SEX FOR SIX HOURS. Also the make out scenes are incredible, the love scenes made me weep, and... most of the story made me weep.

Games We Play A good slight mind fuck/romance/analysis of Rainbow seeing how she ticks. The Pinkie/Dash. Highly recommended.

Where Loyalties Lie Half Shining Armor mystery, half Rainbow Dash action/adventure/drama. It's a masterpiece to me. It's her going on a quest that takes her through harsh lands, and it isn't all bubble gum and ice cream. She comes out so strong, and he really shows how complex of a character she is. We both agree she's an amazing pony. This story shows what she will do to be Loyalty.

Third Times Made the impossible Rare/Dash possible. It's in Rarity's perspective, but it shows how Rarity can fall in love with Rainbow. Very awesome.

What Would Daring Is the pinnacle of Apple/Dash. I'm not a huge fan of Apple/Dash, but this is the top of it. Very PGish rated compared to the rest.

My job is done.

Self insert my stories of R rated South Park like Dash here.

I think this might be exactly what you're looking for - Rainbow Dash: Alpha Mare

1439562
That was the best story ever! I totally made a place on my userpage for it, because it's the best fanfic on this place!

And you are totally awesome for telling me about it. Thanks!

1439485
I'll take a look at those!

People dont understand. They read about rainbow dash having awesome sex, and they feel good, because rainbow dash is the best at sex and they get to read about it. They smile because she is sexy and awesome, not because its a comedy. But thats alright. As long as theyre reading awesome sexy stories about rainbow, its all good.

This one's kinda a SFW one, since it was written by two foals, but Snips and Snails happened to write a fic where Rainbow Dash and Trixie hook up together. They put a lot of work into it, and they're such fans of Rainbow Dash that I think she would appreciate it (assuming she even has time in her awesome schedule to browse a site like this that's really designed for eggheads like Twilight :twilightoops:).

1439617

No problem, just doing my part to spread the awesome around.

Basically your stories too me at least? They represent more comedy than well...romance as you try to portray them as.

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