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Rainbow Dash knows that everypony wants her, wants to be her, and then wants her while being her. It was the price you had to pay for being so totally badass.
She knows that nopony - stallion, mare, eternal princess - can resist the call of the alpha. And now, as she knew was inevitable, her friends are beginning to show the signs.
Well, if they want her to take them around the world? Oh, she could do that.
But they must first submit...to The Dash.
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Hmm... this story is good, and it makes me want to punch Rainbow Dash in face, more than I usually do, so good job.
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Not to be a naysayer... but this seems to go a bit to far for a teen rating, should maybe be mature.
Apart from that, funny as hell.
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I'd say that Rainbow's awesomeness cannot be contained by even the most Mature of tags.
That and we don't see anything really explicit.
Wow... Sheen is such a freaking suck-up. Any self-respecting colt would back up his opinions instead of taking them back in the presence of danger. I thought he would get into a discussion with Dash about his thoughts on her 'awesomeness' but he instead wanted to kill himself for being a naysayer.
If I could say one thing to him, I would say, "Come on, grow a pair, Sheen. It's not like she's going to stoop to a new low just to kick your flank for not saying she's a bad-ass."
And I could take Sheen's place in this situation, I would say, "I just don't see why flying around all day with a rainbow coming out of your ass would make you so awesome. I mean, even if you are the Rainbow Dash, I could find zero fucks to give about your swag. What are you going to do, beat me up? In front of everypony? Perhaps even murder me? Sure, everyone would see how powerful you are, but I'd be beaten halfway to death, left to squander in my own self-pity for not giving in your sheer aura of epicness. I'm sorry, but you don't have me sold, Dash."
But that's just me.
I happen to not like Rainbow that much (not that I dislike her, she just isn't that great) so this was just kind of weird as far as I'm concerned.
And why is this in "Twilight is best pony" group?
WTF!!!!! O_o I think my brain just overloaded on Dash's awesome. LOL. Didn't think she could be any more awesome! I Kinda want to just...faint? Oh GOD! SOOOOOO AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wanted to shoot myself and instead read this fanfiction twice. Truly this is the power of awesome.
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Unfortunately because I was a little tired when I added it to groups, and clicked the first "Shipping" folder I saw instead of the right spot under the "Shipping" group proper. But at least I know how to remove things from groups now >.>;; Although, if I were to do a continuation, Twi would probably be next...
While it's not looking like this is going to smash into feature as I would have maybe hoped, I'm glad it's at least being liked, as I certainly enjoyed cringing my way through writing it.
And I got my first downvotes! I'm supposed to feel wounded and dead inside now, right? If so, I think I'm doing it wrong.
So I'm guessing your favorite pony is... Apple Jack?
Totally called that link.
Extremely well written! Write Moooooooore!!!!
As Rainbow Dash herself once said: "BAAAAHAHAHAHA!!" Simply hilarious piece, really enjoyed the sheer, unbridled amount of SWAG here. Liked and faved. Keep up the good work!!
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Author: Sunchaser
Editor: Rainbow Dash
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More accurate than you'd perhaps expect. The way I wrote this was to imagine Dash and Rarity over my shoulders, and whenever I put a scene together, I'd turn to them and ask "how can we make this worse?".
...You can imagine which of them was more helpful.
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Yes. It's hard to imagine you writing this without Rainbow Dash holding a knife to your throat, making you sure you capture every detailed of her planet-sized ego and exaggerating it a by 1000x.
This is what I might write about Dash if I got drunk out of my mind
Sure, there's a ludicrous amount of Wat here, but I think what I found funniest is knowing that you wrote this trying to do something Different, yet getting the feeling that a normal and quite frankly sweet shipfic lurks below the surface here. It's like, you're trying to do this ridiculous fic, but part of your mind rebels and wants sweetness?
Then again, that may just be me having some incredibly high quality shipping goggles that insist on sweetness all the time.
Also: The word "alpha" is used. Done. The world is done with it. You used it all up. I hope you're proud of yourself. From now on, we're going "Applejack, Bravo, Charlie, Delta" instead just because we're all out of Alpha.
1592756 It's like, you're trying to do this ridiculous fic, but part of your mind rebels and wants sweetness?
This is exactly what happened to the first Operation Shameless Self-Promotion fic (which should be posted any time now, really, been in queue since yesterday). In this one, though, it's more by design; basically, though Rainbow Dash is totally alpha and gets anypony she wants, when it comes down to it, this isn't anypony - this is Rarity. And that makes it more than just business (for a scene or two, anyway).
> The word "alpha" is used. Done. The world is done with it. You used it all up. I hope you're proud of yourself.
EQD is inclined to agree with you. But did you know that I have a plan sketched out to turn this into a full 5-part series? I don't know that I ever actually will, but if I wake up one day desperately wanting to write about being totally alpha, the contingency is there.
Ok, now this story is entirely apart from the normal that i read. The nearly pure masculine thought train of rainbow ran off the tracks somewhere at the start and just kept running though a mountainside. (probably through flaming bears made of rusted razor blades covered in acid)
I was expecting a turn at the end for a comedic effect but alas there was none, now i wonder what this day would have been from a "Rarity's opposing nearly pure feminine outlook".
It really seemed that this was a cover-up done by rainbow to hide the fact that she broke down and confessed (In her eyes "Patheticly" to rarity who proved to be more receptive than possibly thought), that or a cover over her getting into an argument in public overreacting and needing to hide cause she made alot of ponies angry and Rarity then comforts her ect.
It is very interesting to see a story that on the surface is but one facet but underlined with the possibilities of others. But that is my interpretation and i am admittedly more intrigued by the other possibilities, but still this story holds quite an interesting perspective in own light.
Thanks for a very "interesting" Read (No sarcasm intended"
This is hilarious. I demand a sequal!
...I faved this...I liked this...and I cloped to this...that's it.
*facepalms* dunno would've liked it more if it turned out to be Dash dreaming but that's just me.
Well then.
Welll
The Alpha Dash. Much chuckling
Well... That was a thing... that happened... o.O
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Actually, it's not just you. I noticed something a potentially deeper beneath the crazy-over-the-top too. Between this and Finer Vintage, it's like Sunchaser is incapable of writing things that don't have at least a little literary merit. In the words of Fluttershy: "not a bad problem to have, if you ask me."
Also, a mandatory: what the fuck did I just read?
2053040 Alright! I admit it! I'm pathologically incapable of writing stories that have no redeeming qualities! I plead guilty. Take me away, render unto me what justice you will, but I shall not go quietly into that good night.
Also, yes. Yes, that is the correct response.
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Then I sentence your stories to be perused at the page until read! *Taps hammer*
This was beautiful. I was not physically ready for how this made me feel. It were as though my body and mind were being systematically conquered and made to accept Rainbow's attitude and conviction. This experience (yes, experience, for 'twas no mere "story") was a lesson in assertiveness, style, and awesomeness. Thank you for this. I'll keep trying, but I don't know if I can be awesome in the way that this story and its author are.
(Forgive those who have given you downvotes. The pour souls know not what they do.)
I might be reading more into it than i should, but i can't help but feel This is just how Rainbow Dash sees the world all the time, and the only reason Rarity backs up her story, somewhat, is because she's in love with her.
On my second reading of this i noticed that when Rainbow Danger Dash did her Alpha stike in the market square, Rarity collapse in an alley due to the sheer alpha that is Rainbow Danger Dash. Rarity's happy she was in an, alley where nopony could see her collapse. But why should she be embarrassed by this, if that's how everypony react when Dash does an Alpha Strike, because that is what Rainbow wants us to belive happens to everypony doing an Alpha stike. The only logical conclusion is, Rarity was the only one affected by the Alpha strike due to her love for Dash. And everything Dash is describing is just her over active imagination.
Or maybe i'm just over analyzing it...... Nah i'm a brony, bronies would never over analyse anything.
I hope you decide to continue this story as it was quite a fun read.
Added to Twilight's Library on a contributors recommendation.
Wonder how Rainbow Dash is going to react when the rest of her friends are either completely oblivious to her attempts or look at her like she's crazy.
This story is incredibly silly.
1392241 Cringing your way through writing it? You're a stronger writer than I. Often have I been unwilling to write an awkward situation, preferring to either address it responsibly or preempt it sillily. And I don't get much done.
Well, that's my working theory, at least.
Oh my gosh, this story is awesome! All fanfiction should be this cool. This was, like, better than Daring Do! You should make this a whole book. Or a movie. I really liked the part where Rainbow Dash totally saved that colt, and the part where she waited until Rarity told her she wanted her bod then had awesome sex with her. Those were the best, but all of this was amazing, and I'm making a place on my page just for this!
You're the best writer on the internet.
Have you ever considered submitting this story to Equestria Daily? You can find out how to do so here.
Yup. It's just any other day in Ponyville for Rainbow Dash.
I know you aren't going to continue this, but... I have a feeling Applejack'll be next. 
Totally not suggesting anything. 
Silly, sexy, and awesomely hilarious. Especially if you just can't get enough of Rainbow Dash and Rarity. And I can't, so...
I was very disappointed when the true author of this didn't turn out to be dash herself