You know those times when you write something, and then go back to rewrite a certain part of that something because you realized that it was kinda dumb as dumb-stuff, but wind up getting completely stalled in the process, and the wind is taken out of your metaphorical sails?
(+Cookie if you guess what the "lyrics" were from)
Hello thar, it's been awhile, hasn't it? Haven't heard a word from me in...like...a while and stuff! I'm just posting to let you know that I've been making good progress with the next chapter. Tentatively I'd like to say that the first draft will be done in the next two weeks so...there's that.
Sweet. Though, now I have all the crap on steam to redownload...
Also, even though I found out that my old man lost his job about an hour after my computer went kaput, it sounds like he's already found a new one (he had an interview yesterday). I guess having more years of experience in his job than I've been alive looks good on a resume.
...Yeaaaah...You know that computer of mine, that some of you may have noticed me complaining about some? How it's lousy and I wish I had a new one? Well...
...um...
It's also the computer I write my stories on and it kind of...um...bricked. Kaput, kablammo, died, bit off more than it could chew, is pushing up daisies.
Yes, please.
When I saw the image, I made a sound something like this: "Doowaygtroowooo".
If everyone else is done, go ahead and post. The last guy can hand in his work when he gets back.
*sees that the chapter can be posted NOW*
mfw: i.imgur.com/HfyTgu2.gif
Wait...ugh...noticed I missed an italic tag, so half the thing is in italics. Give me a moment...
Oh, and it contains a lot of dialogue.
Edit: Fixed. Accidentally wrote it as [/I[. I'm feeling silly.
Okay, fine.
If I was an editor I would gladly help ya, but I suck at that stuff
1408004 Same, except I'd spend more time enjoying the actual chapter than I would editing it.
The pictures on your blogs seem to be becoming raunchier and raunchier. Please continue.