Updates, Sequels, and Continuations · 12:30pm Sep 29th, 2013
Your Antagonist on the mic,
With Breaking Bad coming to a close and season 4 of My Little Pony so close I can taste it, it's time for me to start going hard with my horsewords again. So, first things first let's get the folks who were unfairly tagged in this blog outta the way first.
I've finally gotten my commissioned cover art for The Serenade of Silver Belles sequel I've been waiting for to start writing, and my word it is B-E-A-utiful. I'll get started on this story in Mid-October but for the time being here's the cover image which should hopefully give you some idea of the story's direction.
If you're in the camp that's been waiting on Payback is a Switch, it has not been cancelled, though I apologize but you'll have to wait a bit longer. My focus has been diverted towards another clop project I'll explain in a bit, but just know I intend to make it up to you with a quadruple upload, so to speak. I'll also be
As for that other clop project, it's an 18,500 word behemoth at the moment and that's barely even a fourth of what it's going to be. It's a special breed of mature story, and when I say special I don't special as in 'precious' special, I mean special as in 'extra-chromosome' special. Let's just say that I'm reaching for innovation in the worst possible way here. Maybe you'll like it, I assume you'll hate it though.
Also I scored another EQD feature for yet another prowrasslin' fic, so expect me to gloat about that when it gets posted.
That's it for the blog, I'll leave you with a weird story from my everyday life:
My days don't usually get weird until about four hours in, but today fate said fuck it, we need to put this in the express lane. See I woke up at seven thirty, performed my routine lonely single man 'servicing' and left home with enough time left over to be an hour late to this service lab I had to do on the otherside of the island. The side of Hawaii they never want you to see as a tourist. THAT side of the island. After following the most fuck-brained written instructions to the worst-- and I cannot stress this modifer enough-- SINGLE vehicle road with, and follow me here, TWO WAY traffic, I began my ascent to the service lab site.
Now remember when I said that the path was a narrow single vehicle road? Well, there were other vehicles on the road, so guess what Ian had to do? Yup, throw it in reverse and back it up for about a half of a kilometer because fuckin' metric. So, once we find a spot for the other cars to pass me by, the first car pulls over to the side while the other three drive by.
The woman-- who looks remarkably like what I imagine a meth addicted prostitute to look like-- in the car starts giving me the third degree in a friendly fashion, asking me where I was heading, what I was doing and so on. I answer in a nonchalant fashion because fuck it, I'm already late. Then she starts talking to someone in her backseat and I wasn't sure, but it sounded like she said something along the lines of "he looks like he has a big dick". I immediately beg her pardon and she apologizes and says she wasn't talking to me. I start getting ready to get back on the road, when she says "I think he has a big dick" again and this time I find two pairs of eyes on me.
Fucking booked it down the road. Fucking weird ass morning.
Loathe,
Your Antagonist
Wen dey gon fuk?
I joke... mostly.
But seriously man. Get out there and be yourself... wow, that sounded really gay.
Also, why did you drive away at the prospect of free pussy? albeit drug ridden STD spreading poon but meh, beggars can't be choosers. *Shrug*
I'm trying to picture what a guy with a big dick would look like, and besides the big dick, I got nothin'. Certainly sounds like a fun experience.
Damn, that is bizarre...
~Skeeter The Lurker
Holy fuck that cover art is beautiful!
A rapist duet? How...intriguing. I am most certain that you could take them both on if it came down to it. Also, that art? Fan-freaking-tastic.