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    Good Evening, Vietnam. This has been your radio host, signing off one last time.

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Sep
25th
2013

Dat context d'oh · 1:00am Sep 25th, 2013

So I'm assembling something on the back porch. I'm getting hungry. I says to myself "Mac, it is time to get some food." So I finish what I was doing, set my wrench aside, and walked in towards the kitchen. My aunt is walking that way too, and asks how the work is going. "Well, I got hungry, so I finished up with those nuts and came inside."

You're welcome, everybody.

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Comments ( 9 )

:rainbowlaugh: Thanks for the good laugh.

1374052 No problem. I tend to find myself in more than my fair share of situations like this one...

1374132 Well if you find yourself with more that you're going to share let me know. I find there are too few honest good laughs lately for my liking.

1374204 Jenga. Oh good GOD, Jenga. Lemme tell ya, with the right group of people and a set made out of 2x4s, Jenga is FULL of innuendos and out of context moments, even when we're not trying to fit them in on purpose.

1375779 1376229 Thank you, the both of ya!

That was quite the malaprop. Or a tongue fumble.

1378053 Aye, something of that sort.

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