The ramblings of the insane and mentally deranged psycopath you all know and love as Insanity PKlegend, Cobalt shifter, and Joey. · 7:00am Sep 21st, 2013

Me and my stalker life.

Ah the days just flow away don't they. I start my mornings by starting the coffee pot, pouring me a glass, and then drink a glass of water. What? You all know I hate cold water and I'm not aloud caffeine! Wait ... I seem to be missing something from my story ... oh yes ... I see now. OK. I start my mornings by crawling out from under your bed after watching you sleep then do all of that. Shortly after the water I raid your fridge for some milk and eat your cereal as you still snooze and then use your bathroom and I don't like to be an ass so I don't use up all the toilet paper but I use those fancy towels you have hung up in there since they can be washed. Shortly after I get on your game systems and leave on all the lights and erase all your saved data since you obviously didn't know what you were doing anyways. I quickly eat some of your ice cream or some other sweet but I go for the birthday cake when its there. When your pets look constipated I give them drain cleaner to flush out their pipes and when the plants look thirsty I take a leak on them. I do my usual routine of wreaking the house and taking a dump in the floor to make it seem like your dog and wipe my ass on the carpet to again make it seem like your dog. I tear the drapes to make it seem like a certain kitty and pour water on the floor near the fish bowl that no longer has a fish since I just ate him. Finally before I go back to sleep under your bed I love to mess with you. I usually piss on your pants but when your drunk I place a turd in them pants along with some piss. I do question how you seem the most drunk but state that someone else indeed shit your pants. I guess I will never find out sleeping under your bed and stalking you for life.

Enough about my stalker life ... let's talk about your dreams.

You some how arrive in Equestria and everypony likes you and all and the ones you fav love you and the ones you hate are in the dungeons. That's your normal dreams. Now dreams that involve me. Your usually trapped in an area such as a dungeon while most also have you running in circles in the forest as I chase you through it, blood oozing from walls, or even your beaten to death by those you love.

Ok ... now to my love life.

It sucks. I may not be a virgin anymore but I was cheated on and abuse by many . Where am I gonna find a woman who accepts me for me and loves me no matter what while she is also a pegasister near my age and of course lives near me here in Southern IL. At least I have all my friends who love me and I love them to as well as everyone else! That incluedes you reader!

Now the words of wisdom from a random wise man in japaneese!