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Why I've Been in A Bad Mood Since This Morning · 8:00pm Jul 4th, 2013

This video is the definition of ignorant. Fuck this guy.
youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXQr9sdy60A

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Wow. Spike said fuck... call the FCC... do it... he must be stopped... :\/

1187858
Please don't tell Twilight on me.

His one mistake was showing us what he looks like.

1187863 If I did, it would only make me a hypocrite.

1187863 1187858 He has said other things as well, that I need to talk to him about...

:ajbemused: This guy... you have no idea what I want to do to him...

1188326
And I just love how he then calls bronies butthurt for reacting negatively toward this. So, they're not allowed to disagree with you? What an idiot.

And her name is TWILIGHT Sparkle. :facehoof:

1188308 Its probably your fault for cussing around him.

1188440 Hey! I don't have a foul mouth!

1189058 Then where else would he have learned it?

1189742 Well, maybe there's this thing called the 'Internet'. Derp.

1190964 Thats offensive, apologize to Ditzy.

1191037 Huh? What's that supposed to mean?

1192848 I dunno... haven't slept in over 30 hours...

1192850 :rainbowderp: Wow... you should go get some sleep bud.

1192854 Maybe. But I have like 50 notifications to go through first.

1192855 That's me every day lol. And it really adds up when I'm not on for a few days.

1192861 I've been busy doing... stuff. Go look at my recent blogs, and you'll see why.

1192872 You are strange, and do you... clop?

1192887
What's wrong with that? Kidding

1195746 *Glares at you* There are tons of things wrong with it... :ajbemused:

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I just saw Equestria Girls, btw. You looked adorable.

1195828 :twilightblush: Thanks. But don't change the subject. And btw, remember when I had pinned you down a few days ago? You said something about 'This Dragon's a bad boy'? Care to explain?

1195843
Nope, I don't remember.

1195850 Don't play dumb with me Spike. Tell me what you meant by that. If you don't, I will have to bring this to Twilight's attention.

1195853
Oh oh please not her!

1195868 Then tell me what you meant, then I won't have to. But if you don't, I will tell Twilight.

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*sighs* Okay, okay. I got it from a clop story I stumbled upon on a site called explicit.ponyfictionarchive.net.

1195886 And did this... 'clop-fic', involve me?

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No, i-it involved me a-and a certain white unicorn. There are some clopfics with you and Fluttershy, though. (Don't worry, I haven't read them... yet.)

1196214 So... why do you clop about you and Rarity?

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I-I don't! I was kidding! But I do find it funny that there exists clopfics with you and Fluttershy. You two make a cute couple. :rainbowlaugh:

1197220 :ajbemused: It's not funny. I do not like Fluttershy in that way. Bronies are just... well... weird. :rainbowderp:

1197750
Suuuure Dashie, suuuure.

1197768 I don't, and that is my final answer.

1197773
Dash and Fluttershy, sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G!

1197788 Okay... you'd better stop or I'm going to have to hurt you...

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Aww, but you two look so cute together!

1199566
So when are you gonna ask her out?

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We both know you love her. Search your feelings, you know it to be true, Dashie.

1200053 Spike, if you don't stop right there, I am going to hurt you so badly that you won't be able to walk tomorrow.

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Ah you and 'Shy... how romantic!
Dash: Fluttershy, I don't know how to say it, but I love you girl. You are the love of my life.
Fluttershy: I love you too.
And you both make out under the moon.

1200673 That's it Spike! I fly towards hoping to catch you before you run away.*

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