I was busy on the internet clopping Rule 34 pics of me and Rarity looking at gems on Ebay, when a brony set me the most hilarious picture of my friends. It just made me barrel over laughing my head off. How could anypony do this my friends?
Happy 4th of July Spike my friend! here's a gift for you! *offers a bowl of various gems, including rubies, sapphires, emeralds, opals, topaz, amethysts, onyxs, and even the rare moonstones, also some crystals, and, at the top, is, a second Fire Ruby, perfectly aged* For you buddy! though, don't you think you should try to give that gift to Rarity soon? before somepony else takes her from you?
1188770 Hey thanks! 1188774 Uh... hehe... about that... I had it in my hands when I was sleeping, and when I woke up, I realized... I ate it in my sleep.
1188792 Heh...why am i not surprised huh? Hmm...maybe I should make this next one..undesirable to Dragons, so that way you can safely give it to her, and not Eat it. *starts to make another* How about that?
1188823 Okay then. *creates another one, this one, has a spell, that makes it unappetizing to dragons, thus meaning they would not eat it.* alright, here. *hands it over* if you eat this one, then next time, I'll just give her the rose for you. and tell her it was from you.
1188843 Heh, No prob if ya need anything else, just give me a shout on my page. so, Good luck better hurry and drop by Rarity's page, to give it to her, before you forget, or lose the chance.
Happy 4th of July Spike my friend! here's a gift for you! *offers a bowl of various gems, including rubies, sapphires, emeralds, opals, topaz, amethysts, onyxs, and even the rare moonstones, also some crystals, and, at the top, is, a second Fire Ruby, perfectly aged* For you buddy! though, don't you think you should try to give that gift to Rarity soon? before somepony else takes her from you?
*Pets* Your so cute! Thanks for Celebreting with me!
AMERICA
1188733
OH CELESTIA, YES! *eats gems*
1188743
I'm not cute, Pinkie... You're welcome, though.
1188764 Here is A RED, WHITE AND BLUE CYRSTALS !
1188764 No problem buddy! enjoy them! and you'd best head to Rarity's page soon, so you can give her that flower I gave you.
'MURICA
1188770
Hey thanks!
1188774
Uh... hehe... about that... I had it in my hands when I was sleeping, and when I woke up, I realized... I ate it in my sleep.
1188792 Heh...why am i not surprised huh? Hmm...maybe I should make this next one..undesirable to Dragons, so that way you can safely give it to her, and not Eat it. *starts to make another* How about that?
1188804
Yes please.
1188823 Okay then. *creates another one, this one, has a spell, that makes it unappetizing to dragons, thus meaning they would not eat it.* alright, here. *hands it over* if you eat this one, then next time, I'll just give her the rose for you. and tell her it was from you.
1188833
Yes, thank you! Here, I'll pay you in a moustache.
1188843 Heh, No prob if ya need anything else, just give me a shout on my page. so, Good luck better hurry and drop by Rarity's page, to give it to her, before you forget, or lose the chance.
1188854
Sure!
Happy 4th of July Spike!
1189071
Thanks.