What The Heck Happened To My Friends? · 5:02pm Jul 1st, 2013
I was busy on the internet clopping Rule 34 pics of me and Rarity looking at gems on Ebay, when a brony set me the most hilarious picture of my friends. It just made me barrel over laughing my head off. How could anypony do this my friends?
BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Oh, oh, Celestia it hurts! Hahahahahahaha! I'm- I'm sorry but this is just so funny! Oh my Faust, Rarity, what've they DONE to you! My sweet gem has been turned into a Rule 63 Michael Jackson!
What the heck is up with Rainbow Dash in this picture? She just looks so... girly. If the real Dash saw this, she'd be angry, and I mean REALLY angry.
My Faust, Applejack looks so freakin' scary! Seriously, her face if just creepy! Her eyes just stare into your soul! And where is her Stetson hat? What's with this weird red one? My man, Twilight is gonna FLIP OUT when she sees her human doll form! (Through which I'll be laughing at her reaction in the process). Why are they all in girly skirts and go-go boots? We all know that Applejack and Dash wouldn't be caught dead wearing something like that. When my friends find out, they'll be so mad!
This is just so messed up, it's hilarious. I just wanted to show you guys this before I start my morning chores.
'Mo like mourning chores.
You're darn right I'm angry Spike! How can you think this is funny?!
1182342
Oh no, Dashie. You look lovely in a girly fru-fru miniskirt.
1182361
Spike... I am trying my best to hold myself back from hurting you... 
1182366
Oh but you look so pretty! All you need is some nail polish and you'll all set to go shopping!
1182387 That's it! *I lunge towards you*
1182390
OH SHI--AAAHH I WAS JUST KIDDING! OW HEY! Okay, okay! I'm sorry jeez! I'm sorry, but it's just so funny to see Hasbro degrade Equestria's top athlete pony into such a girly girl. And those dresses are so dumb even Rarity would call them "dreadful".
1182407 "They are worse than that! ..... Fine, I'll letcha go." *I get off you, allowing you to stand up*
1182410
Ow, thanks. I really think Hasbro is trying to parody Monster High. I dread seeing a doll version of me...
1182437 "Oh now that! would be funny!
"
1182444
No it wouldn't!
1182449 "Oh yes it would! I mean, could you imagine?"
*I fall to the floor bursting with laughter*
1182451
"Oh look I'm Rainbow Dash, I love doing my nails and shopping, like OMG!"
Oh yeah?
1182461 "Hey! Now that's not funny!"
1182462
"I'm Rainbow Dash and like OMG I'm texting my boyfriend and he is so cute!"
1182469
"Alright, that's enough... if you impersonate me one more time, you've got somethin comin!"
1182477
U mad, Dashie?
1182480 "Oh... you have no idea what I want to do to you right now..."
1182483
That sounded so wrong...
1182485 "Did it?" *I glare at you*
1182495
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1182510 "Now you're just being weird."
1182517
"Like OMG Spike is like so weird like OMG!"
1182521 "Spike! You do that one more time! I dare ya! See what happens!"
1182525
*Walks up to Dash and whispers:*
"OMG like OMG I'm so girly!"
*Runs away like hell*
1182532 "Spike!!! you get back here!" *I quickly fly after you, catching up rapidly*
1182568
Bwahahahahahahaha!!!! Totally worth it!
1182576 *As I catch up I lung on top of you pinning you down* "Are you still sure it was?!"
1182580
Um..... If I say yes, can you let me go?
1182596 "Gee, I don't know... if I said yes would you apologize?"
1182602
Okay, like OMG I'm like so sorry you're like so girly!
1182614 "Spike! One more time and you're done!"
1182619
Okay, I'm sorry. I truly am, this time. I actually feel like such a jerk now. I want to give you something to show how sorry I am.
1182635 "Mmm hmm. And what would that be?"
1182641
*takes out lipstick tube and smears it all over Dash's face*
OMG you're like so girly!
1182655 "Spike!" *I let you go to wipe the lipstick off my face, noticing you took off, I soon chase after you again*
1182659
*insert Scooby Doo chase music here*
OHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHIT!
*I soon catch up with you again and once again pin you down*
1182692
Hey look, is that Spitfire?
1182697 "Nice try Spike!"
1182703
No look, it really is Spitfire!
1182709 "Not buyin it."
1182716
Fine... oh your still like girly OMG.
1182718 *I quickly but gently bite your ear*
1182720
*Gasps* R-Rainbow Dash!
1182722 *I let go* "Had enough?"
1182725
Um... no?
1182729 "Alright" *I bite your ear again, this time a bit harder, but not too hard... yet.*
1182733
Oh, oh yes! I-I MEAN STOP IT HURTS!
1182737 *I let go* "Now have you had enough?"