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  • 455 weeks
    New Story Idea

    New
    Age
    Zebra
    Immigration
    System


    How much could I do with this you think?

    1 comments · 607 views
  • 507 weeks
    Happy 21st for me! And Beer sucks.

    So I'm 21 now! Beer tastes like crap, hard cider is cool, and this melon drink my mom made is fucking awesome. Consindering I've never had stuff to drink before I'm fairly certain this maybe might count as my first drunk blog post. I honestly can't tell.

    Stay thirsty my friends!

    2 comments · 521 views
  • 541 weeks
    So I had an Idea.

    Okay, so Twilight is a Princess Right? Well, what if, a few hundred years later, her and Celestia alternate who run Day Court so one pony doesn't have to do all the work. Twilight however, isn't as wise as Celestia and can't stand the Nobles. She asks Celestia to knock those arrogant pricks down a level so they stop pestering them with completely retarded requests. Celestia declines saying how

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    3 comments · 595 views
  • 558 weeks
    Two Stories that MUST be read.

    Lines and Webs and Dusk's Dangerous Game by Airstream. These two stories are by far the most enrapturing stories I've ever read. And I've read quite a few hundred stories. I am thanking every star in the Sky I

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    3 comments · 673 views
  • 593 weeks
    Hasbro's Gone and Done it now... They've just declared war on Bronies.

    They really want to see the world burn don't they?

    23 comments · 1,005 views
Mar
30th
2012

Splitting Chapter 12 · 9:37pm Mar 30th, 2012

Sup cracker heads! FYI, as you can probably tell, I'm splitting chapter 12. I had *Spoiler inc* planned on having the concert, and the ass kicking scene in one chapter that would be full of awesome, but I'm have a surprise in the second half for y'all. Trust me when I say it's going to be awesome. My pre-readers don't even know WTF is going to go down short of that concert. And the fact shit is going to go down. But I have a feeling it'll be epic. But then again, I thought chapter 8 was going to be epic. Turned out wrong there... w/e. It'll be epic.

In other news, I'm going to keep clop and story separate unless I come up with something epic to do with the clop scene. Like, awkwardness of Sweetie Belle walking into the room. Or something along those lines. I'll try to avoid it, but half the shit I'm doing now is just spur of the moment. Like, I'l be writing, and writing, then I'll be all like "Awesome Idea! I'ma do that!" and throw something in there that I hadn't planned on at all.

Any of you guys remember me saying I had a half ass plan for this story? Yeah, I deleted that word doc. The plan has been thoroughly fucked. I didn't even plan on Jason having a daughter. But, now he does. Next chapter will have a hint in there to, so try and spot it.


Here, have a picture.


And a YouTube link to something random.

Watch it for awesome lolz.

P.P.S If you do watch it, and find it hilarious, there is more.

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Comments ( 30 )
Ice

And I'm google

Ice

OMG TFS. Also naked.

Ice

50330 It's funny, second only to the double baconwich using bacon instead of bread.

50323 Your comment confuses me. :derpyderp2: And Derpy. :applejackconfused: And AJ. :twilightoops: And f***ing Twilight. That comment was so confusing even Twilight didn't get it.

Ice

50338 Nice work brain.

50340 You're welcome...

P.S. That link isn't TFS, it's something I found that was just plain fucking hilarious.

50334 Good one what? Writer? I know that. Sorta. And FYI, I hate Banana's. Damn things can GTFO Earth for all care, smell like shit, tastes awefull. I can literally count, on my hands the number of foods I don't like. Banana's are one of them.

Also, I'm very open minded when it comes to food. I'll try anything. Brain, tastes weird.

Ice

50343 I wanna fight the ninjas now.

I am your prereader and u told me exactly what happened... Also get on skype your "surprise" is almost done...

50428 *squee* And you know some of it. There is this one detail I'm keeping hidden. But lemmie hint someting, haz something to do with why Vegeta was killed.

50431 dumbass u can't shut ur mouth ovr skype...

50606 I don't like silences....
They sacre me.

Where exactly is your story? It doesn't show up on your list.

58477 You have your thingy set to View Mature?

58784 Im reading my second life right now, I would hope so.

58784 thats wierd, now it is showing up...

58786 Well here is a link to mah story.

58792 thanks, its in my read later list

58790 WHAT IS THIS BLACK MAGIC?!?!

58794 I DON'T KNOW, WHY ARE WE TALKING IN CANTERLOCK

58798 BECAUSE IT MAKES YOU 20% COOLER!!

58799 I'M TRYING TO READ YOUR STORY, QUIT BUGGING ME.
*Napoleon Dynamite gosh*

58799 color me intrigued, I'm going to watch you and favorite your story.

58807 I can try.... But I don't think Wal-Mart sells the color Intrigued o.o

58809 If they don't, you might have to go to home depot.

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