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May
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2013

All the Auspicious Approving Approbations be Approaching · 9:00am May 13th, 2013

Allow me to illustrate to you the scenario: It's Sunday night; you've had a busy, busy week, and you've finally returned to your admittedly mediocre but cozy abode. The sky is an immaculate inky darkness filled with countless luminous bursts of thermonuclear plasma disguised as little twinkles in the periodic transitions between sky alight and gentle void expanse. You quaff down an invigorating tonic of ale and partake in the enjoyment of the last stock of vanilla fudge.

You slip out of your khakis and into lounge pants in the comfort of privacy, and as always, crank up the trusty ol' Alienware that you've surreptitiously 'yoinked' from your obliviously understanding siblings. The screen blinks to life and you eagerly await the incoming auspicious ferry of rapture that is digitally interconnected humanity. A bookmarked page is selected and soon a familiar complex arrangement of pixels bring themselves into coordinated constructs.

You smile a little despite yourself, as you always do, as your lazy vision immediately traces upwards to the left, where pintsized images of notifications glower at you with their numerical presentations. You reactively click on 'feed,' for that is where members of your inner circle provide you content of varying interests. You scroll down, and immediately, a particular censored title arrests your attention with foreboding recollection. Through the tantalizing haze of erased temporal lobe neurons, you think back on a day most agreeable cultivated by these imageries of manifold pleasantness:

Oh, wondrous joy! Could it be true? You had all but brushed aside the credulity, the sanguine possibilities and judged them to be mere spurious, fallacious commotions of a mercurial community of harbingers and hackneyed dribbles of the ignorant. But it is not so! Most assuredly, veracious largess of huzzahs! You recognize the ostensible need for a pithy, tacit rejoinder for such a paragon of winsome announcements.

Let us now rejoice at the vacuous future most propitious for this magnanimous path to the nadir! Onwards, my fellow aficionados of the Ponies! For the huzzahs can only be further tripled!

Oh, wait. This shindig be true.

FUCKS GIVEN BY ROTATING HAMMER DRILLS!

Yeah, that looks about right.

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Comments ( 8 )

well like most i will have my opinion once i watch the movie, but something in the trailer allowed me to hope this is gonna be good, since the writers seem to have catch little details that can add up, Fluttershy (well at least the human look-a-like) in one scene is eating breakfast with Twilight, and she is eating a bowl of fruit and a vegetarian burger, since as a human she could eat meat as its most common, since pony Fluttershy loves animals and tends to them it was logical that she would be a vegetarian in that universe, i think the movie could be good, but who knows, only time will tell

P.S. lets admit it, Fluttershy looks adorable as a human girl in the movie

I WIL FIND AND FUCKING MURDER THE SON OF A BITCH THAT DECIDED TO MAKE SPIKE, ONE OF TWILIGHT'S BEST FRIENDS, A FUCKING DO—

*Twilights best friend*

*dog*

*Man's best friend*

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Will begrudgingly admit to still possess modicum of the alleged 'cautious optimism,' and less reluctantly confess to the acknowledgement of the perpetually permeating adorability of Flutters. But the casualty...oh, the mendacious presentation of a character most beloved. :facehoof:

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As those obdurate fingle-fangles responsible for the decision will undoubtedly say:
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1074798 don´t forget that there is also Sunset Shimmers :trollestia:

This 'could' be kind of good if it's done with a healthy dose of satire.
Yeah, I think I'm in denial...
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Alas, even the fates themselves seem to enjoy throwing dear, poor Spike into the dog house.
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The poor guy really has it ruff.
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He's got some dog days ahead of him.
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I guess his crush on Rarity may forever be doomed to be puppy love.
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But they do say that every dog has his day.
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So who knows, he might be in for a real treat.
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Perhaps they might even throw him a bone or two.
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But in all seriousness, I am really bummed out that they made my favorite character in the whole series a dog. That's just mean man... :raritydespair:

I will just hold onto the idea that with this alternate world that there is another alternate world where Spike not only is a fellow human along with the mane 6, but is also the hero of the Keyblade. And no one can tell me otherwise, lalalalalalla can't hear you, I can't heeeeaaarrrr youuuuu.

Haha, but yeah, I fell your pain. But otherwise, I actually didn't think the rest of the trailer was that bad honestly, but I don't really care that much about it either. So whatever.

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On the contrary, I feel that this would be much improved if it avoided satire at all costs and just focused on telling a good story. Despite Spike's... predicament.

As an aside, that pic with the CMC has Twist in the background. :twistnerd:

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