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May
12th
2013

Ben and Hydkore tries to explain the plot of 'Berzerk' to me. · 3:47pm May 12th, 2013

A little conversation on Skype that I couldn't help but share.

Jazz (Glassed): What is Bezerk about?

*Sits down, awaiting Ben sensei's explanation*
Mentis: OK
Mentis: So there's this guy named Guts
Hydkore: Mercenary
Mentis: He's got this bigfuck sword
Mentis: Like
Mentis: Bigger than he is
Mentis: Able to cut motherfuckers in half real easy
Mentis: He has this girlfriend/wife thing, who got raped and then brainfucked by demons
Mentis: And Griffith got turned into a demon
Mentis: During the same time
Mentis: Most of the goings on in the manga is Guts running around and fucking the days of a shitton of demons while trying to
Mentis: ...
Mentis: What the fuck was Guts trying to do anyway?
Jazz (Glassed): Jazz (Glassed) falls over laughing.
Hydkore: Revenge on Griffit
Mentis: Hyd, was it to kill Griffith?
Mentis: Riiiight.
Hydkore: That and taking care of Casca
Hydkore: Now that she is mentally broken
Mentis: And they had an unborn demon fetus
Mentis: That followed Guts around
Hydkore: Which haunts Guts
Mentis: Then turned into the human manifestation of Griffith
Hydkore: That happens in Vatican
Mentis: Then they have to kill more demons
Mentis: And kill more demons
Mentis: And kill more demons
Hydkore: Whole place comes down
Hydkore: People die
Hydkore: Then Griffit begins to gather forces and appear as a 'god-blessed saint' who's there to save the land from the Kushans
Mentis: There's alot of tits, sex, and rape.
Jazz (Glassed): Sold!

-Glassed

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Comments ( 3 )

... Ahuh... Yeah, I was able to follow exactly 0% of what was just said...

1072672 /me blinks.


/me is on the floor, literally rofl'ing.

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