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Mar
23rd
2012

All of the win. · 9:44pm Mar 23rd, 2012

Okay, so chapter 11 is up. Coolio to that. Trolling around the WIN! Blog and Memebase and found this thought it was funny as hell. Gonna try and get the next one out over the weekend. Quick warning, a few weeks are going to go by. And no promises to get it out to.

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lol i watched it like what the hell is he doing then i saw the tv and was like myfacewhen.net/uploads/282-mother-of-god.jpg
heheh guys a badass but still he did kinda fail at the end :rainbowlaugh:

41968 That's what I thought to! I was like, "Da fuq u trin' to do? Get questioned by the mall cops or something?" Then I saw the TV and thought to myself. "Humanity's finally getting kicked in the balls for making flat screens, even flatter." I mean really? WTF is the point of a 1 inch thick TV? iPhone screens break all of the times, but this? This is just bad. Scientists, GTFO the Super Flat Screen thing and make some god damn holograms. Doesn't get ANY fucking flatter then light particles.

DUDE! holograms really need to be in dis shit lol thats so true, TV motto "screen so flat you can steal da shit walkin backwards" hahaha but seriously i want a god damn hologram :derpytongue2:

41979 Hell fucking yeah! How badass would it be to watch a Karate Flick so much, you could stand up there and kick ass like Jackie Chan? That's a youtube video I'd like to watch.

41979 Also, if you would be interested (hypothetically) to see an underused shipping clop fic one shot, say... 5k words or so, which two would you ship, and why??

now im all exited and disappointed the shit better happen in mah lifetime or my rage will be over 9000 :applejackunsure:

41989 Y U NO ANSWER MY QUESTION?!
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because i can only type so fast! and my internet shit out fo a sec
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ok calm down im answering well underused how about rose and caramel cuz rose like flowers and caramel could secretly like her and her flowers.failblog?

41996 Rose and Caramel eh? Pick someone easier to write with. Again, hypothetically. Caramel's, and Rose's personality's are to much guess work for my liking. BTW, this is just a hypothetical question.

AND I BUCKING AM CALM!! HULK SMASH!! RARAWRASRASSTUFUNUB!! SMASH! :flutterrage:

lol alright fine bro well i havent read a shitload of fics yet but (hypothetically) there is no underused pair other than background ponies what do you want from me!?
1.bp.blogspot.com/-PjsVyqOnb9s/TcVsFWZceJI/AAAAAAAAA9c/0Ymrap-AEbk/s800/FUUUU-Rage22.jpg I dunno what about pinkie and rarity?

42005

Pinkie and Rarity? Huh.... Okay, that would be easy to write. Hypothetically of course.

ok glad to help good luck with (Hypothetically) writing ( Hypothetically) story :trollestia: that i will ( Hypothetically) read :moustache:

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