I dread going into this week's episode. For today, we discuss matters of the heart. Romance, love, heartbreak, and all that rot. Which means we run right into the most loathsome of all fandom constructs, the kind of thing that destroys friendships and leaves the most brilliant of minds curled up helplessly in a corner, foaming from the mouth:
We've had a string of good episodes the last few weeks. Whether it be shapeshifting seaponies, an actual Celestia episode, or discovering Starlight's dark phase, we've had lots of fun and plenty of laughs.
Today's episode is about Applejack and Rainbow Dash competing.
Happy Cinco de Mayo, everyone who cares about that! What better way to spend the day than watching a cartoon about horses dealing with their mommy/daddy issues? Well, tough, because that's what we're doing. This is “The Parent Map.”
Well, if you aren't feeling ill, I'm certainly not wishing you a quick and nice recovery. No rest or hope you will feel better soon either. None.
But wait... there IS a blog post today! It's right here!
Care to tell us why?
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Don't make me delete the whole blog. I'm honestly on the cusp of that right now.
985804>>985819 In the meantime, lets watch a funny video in Insert's honor:
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That wasn't funny.
985856 How so?
Need a hug?
My head hurts from the sheer lack of logic in this blog post
Hope you feel better soon.
Door's always open, man.
But this... but... but...
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Fine then. I'm done. Post is gone.
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Wait, I'm sorry... I don't know what I did wrong. I was just trying to make a joke. I apologize if I offended you.
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I'm sorry. I'm just not in the best of moods today. Sorry.
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Do you want to talk about it? I'm sure everyone here is willing to help you deal with whatever is bothering you. I know I am.
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I've talked to a couple people already. I'll get over it. Blog resumes on Monday.
Sorry.
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Alright then. Feel better, man.
Hope you feel better soon!