From the General April Fool's Chapter · 7:21pm Apr 1st, 2013
So just that it exists after I delete the chapter, I'm going to post it here.
Tao somehow made it into Equestria after being simultaneously shot at with the Particle Cannon, Scud Storm, and one of his own Nuclear Silos.
"Hah. Hehah! You though you could be more generous than me? Do you wish to see true Generosity?"
Everyone died because Tao and Rarity competed to see who was more generous. Our resident seamstress gave everypony (and dragon) in Ponyville a free dress or suit. He gave the everypony liberal amounts of plutonium (And sunburn, although Rarity argued that since it didn't last, it didn't count.)
Also, Zecora's not in the story because she's the one playing the game (A.K.A. The entire story.) V.S. Discord.
Also, now would probably be a good time to tell everyone how I chose my avatar picture.
YOU WILL GET A NEW CHAPTER-
So far your update has been the only April fools chapter update today from my favorites, I guess all the April fools blog posts make up for that.