Mar
22nd
2013
To the Capitalist Pit of Sin (America) · 2:48am Mar 22nd, 2013
Goin' on holiday for two weeks, not gonna be able to write very much unfortunately. Visitin' Florida, fuck yeah! Still, I managed to get two new chapters of TLB posted this week, and six chapters on another story. Also, Skype:
[02:43:00] Siewwa: Heh. Your money is weiiiiiiird...
[02:43:06] Siewwa: All same-shaped, and green...
[02:43:18] twow443: Okay, that's really funny.
[02:43:44] Siewwa: And it's not the Queen's face that smiles at me when I open my wallet D:
[02:44:28] twow443: twow443 is laughing harder then he should.
[02:44:48] Siewwa: IT'S A SERIOUS BRITISH PROBLEM
[02:44:54] Siewwa: Siewwa sobs
[02:45:21] twow443: twow443 laughs harder.
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If you have no debt, and have $10 in your pocket, you are wealthier than 25% of all Americans.
Also, Florida is larger than the entirety of the UK. Srs.
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937661 I have $75. Half shall be spent on ponies, a quarter shall be spent on food, and the rest will be spent on ammo. Y-yeah? Well, Britain had an empire! All you had was one lousy revolutionary war
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Like a sir.
enjoy your trip
937665 Monacle et al.
937667 Thanks! Hopefully I won't be arrested for taking books on Communist political theory, Stalin-era history books and books on Marx.
And then... oreos.
937671 hopefully you d, and you fuck the over by your rights.
boom right t bare arms, bitch i dont care if it is a park im going hunting.
Whoa, I live in Florida! Which part are you heading to?
937677 Mmm, haven't tried oreos.
937679 This is Britain, the current government is pressing to remove human rights altogether
937708 Tampa, and then Fort Laundersdale.
937718 You've never eaten a oreo before?
937718 oh, okay. you'll hate america so much, you can't breath wrong over here.
or you get jumped
here read this and tell me what you think of it.
that was not used in a clop fic at all
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Damn, I live in Daytona Beach. If you're ever going to head to the races (Daytona 500), hit me up!
937725 Nope!
937726 Hmm, there are several improvements I could suggest, but I'll only do so if you want me to.
937737 ARE YA CRAZY?!
937736 'course man! Don't think we'll be seeing the races though, got too much on
Tried to coincide with a rocket launch from Cape Canaveral, but there are none on over the holiday 
937740 Yup!
937737 oh please do. ill lke to know for when i write a real cloppy fic.
remember it was not ment for a clop, it was ment for a investagation with derpy's day
937759 Ok, I am not a writer of clop (nobody saw that other account, it was a lie), but there are a few things to remember. If you're gonna write something that's intended to be erotic, it needs to be full of sensual material and description. (Damn, I wish Dancer was here.)
So, for example:
I guess the easiest way to show you what I mean is through the example above, and I guess you can draw a few things from it, right?
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No problemo, amigo! If I can offer any advice, it's that the amusement parks are overpriced and overcrowded, never go five miles over the speed limit while on beachside because those cops are strict as hell and will ticket you, there are a whole ton of badass bikers, and guns along with alcohol are a second form of currency here. Also, drugs. There are a ton of drugs.
937782 ... I guess I'd better leave my monacle and Earl Grey at home then.
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And remember, we hate all tourists (nothing against you, but they just get damn annoying), especially the ones with fancy accents. Expect burly rednecks to hunt you down.
937778 it was marked every pony, and ya, if i sent more of it it would sound wrng very wrong, soap box. and smelling of it. derpy smelling her gray and muffin nsented box. ohhh all the sentes all of them.
but it was not ment to be erotic. just silly. she was explaining what she did to a male detective.
spoiler, i will get you a link after i put chapter one up
937778 in the end they marry and kiss
937787 A-are they going to have their way with me?
937800 Ahw, that's nice
937662 Note: Britain lost said revolutionary war. XD
Still, I would love to be British, but I'm Canadian. I guess that will have to do XD
937816 We didn't lose, we... conceded an unconditional retreat back to Britain! Eh, who needed that lousy continent an- I mean, we love Canada! Seriously though, my girlfriend's family are from Canada and it sounds like an awesome place. Being British isn't a great move at the moment, seeing as the government wants to abolish human rights in Britain.
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The problem I find with non-Americans coming here is that they must get so disappointed
I mean, sure, there are a lot of big American landmarks and such, but America is so bland :p We have no real cultural foods, so to speak, a lot of people learn English around the world, so it's not as fun to 'throw yourself into the country,' and everything is so spaced out it's impossible to see New York and Las Vegas and Chicago and such in a single vacation without spending a fortune on plane tickets or driving for 80% of your time in America 
Maybe I just don't like it as much because I live here, but as far as countries go, I think America has got to be the most dull 
JAPAN looks cool though, you should go there 
Florida, you say. If you want food that's not a mish-mash of a bunch of other Americanized cultural foods, try a cajun restaurant or soul food.
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It can't be that bad.
938962 I'm having a great time! Breakfast is the only meal I need here :D Had a
fillyPhilly cheesesteak omelette at Denny's, got out-eaten by an old lady and couldn't eat for the rest of the day. They even offered me cheese on my hash brown...Aside from that, Kennedy Space Centre is pretty fucking amazing.
939113 Heard some good things about Cuban and Hispanic restaraunts.
939119 Theresa May, the current Home Secretary, is pressing to scrap both of Britain's connections to human rights legislation to allow Britain stronger powers in deporting suspected terrorists to their countries of origin, without worrying about human rights laws regarding the possibility of torture in said country. As Britain has no codified constitution and Parliament cannot bind the hands of it's successors, it's certainly possible for human rights to be abolished back home.
941633 We do make some good food here, if I'll admit anything, but mostly because we stole recipes from other cultures
941677 What's the difference between America and yoghurt?
Leave yogurt alone for 200 years and it'll develop a culture :3
941633 I've never been to a Cuban restaurant before, but I'm sure there are plenty in Florida. Hispanic restaurants vary as to what country the food is from. You'll find tons of Mexican restaurants, but if you want something like Peruvian or Argentinian, you might need to do some looking. Also, in Florida, it gets really hot. I mean really hot. I've never sweated so much in my life. It's the kind of heat that gives flop sweat new meaning. Weather patterns are also weird. I was in Navy nuc school in Florida, and every day, at the exact same time, it rained. Very weird weather.
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