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neutralmilk


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  • 375 weeks
    Five Long Years...

    Happy (late) anniversary to myself! It's scary to think how much can happen in five long years, the twists and turns life brings. And yet, a degree, a moderately successful writing career, and a marriage (with my past pre-reader) later, here I am once again. I find myself scared by the several thousand new chapters my favorite stories have accumulated since my last visit. I'm perplexed by how

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  • 517 weeks
    Unasuming title bout awesomeness below! (AKA prereader request)

    That's right. You read it correctly. I'm asking for a few pre-readers for a brand new story I wrote. Yes, already. It's fully finished and ready to publish, I just need grammar and some pre-reading checkups. So, anyone interested in reading a comedy that I started 2 years ago and finished 10mins ago please comment or PM me. It's pure GOLD. I love the ending.

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    6 comments · 600 views
  • 540 weeks
    Here's your Christmas present, peoples

    Hey. It's almost Christmas. And it's well past Hanukkah. So here's my holiday themed gift-ish thing. A new story! It's not totally finished, granted, but damn near close. I hope to post it within the next week or so. But that's neither here nor there.

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  • 541 weeks
    Need a pre-reader for a new story

    All interested inquire below. It's a comedy like my old stuff and it'll be finished within a few days. I'm hoping to post it by Christmas.

    I understand I have been posting stuff like this before and I've let you all down. But this is real. I'm finally back.

    So lemme know!
    -neutralmilk

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  • 543 weeks
    EVERYBODY! QUICK!

    I have a story. Yup. Nice.
    Can anyone PLEASE make or give me a photo of a determined looking Shining Armor holding a phone? Even if it looks cheesy, that's EXACTLY what I need for the photo. PLEASE?!?!
    PM or comment if you're interested or have one. I can't wait to post something new finally.

    Looks like there's going to be some...
    NEW-tralmilk.

    Ouch.

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Feb
25th
2013

Anyone who wants to read the story, here's a link · 12:08am Feb 25th, 2013

And the award for "Worst Blog Title in the Past Five Months" goes to....
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ME.

Anyway, here it is! The long awaited autobiographical story The Life You're Given!!!!!!

EXCITEMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Note that it won't be posted until Friday or Saturday, so you're all getting a lovely first look for being so damn awesome.

Please thumb it up! Or more importantly, comment. I wanted to tell a personal story and tried my best to make it has sad/ heart warming as I could without going crazy on it. So please, let me know what you think.

Anyway, enjoy it my friends! And now that it's done, expect to see some Trotting Dead, Bill Cosby, Screw Loose and even Cliffhangers in the future!

Link again for no reason: The Life You're Given

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