Feb
9th
2013
Mike Tyson reads "Racing the Starlight" · 7:27am Feb 9th, 2013
"Really!?"
Well, okay, not really. Chill out Billy, don't get your knickers in a twist. In reality, someone decided to do a reading of my one-shot drunkfic, which, by the way, is ironic, because it's some of my best writing ever. And he sounds a little like Mike Tyson.
Anyway, I thought it would be really dank if I gave some sweet props to my bro Zephyscribe, who was bro enough to take the time to make this, bro. ...Seriously though, it makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside when I come across stuff like this. Really. I'm being super serial.
"Aww, that's really nice of you, Mister Rust! I didn't know you had feelings!"
Shut the fuck up, Billy. You tell anyone I said that, I'll cut you. I'll cut you good.
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Lucky bugger, I wish I got readings
LOL
Fucking Billy, man.
Mike Tyson voice? Sweet!
The only voice I can impersonate somewhat is Mr. Rogers', and even then I don't properly give it justice.
bili boy we gon gut you real good then take you out to sea and make you surf home
. you hear me biligoat pancit.
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I know, right? Swear t' god, one of these days I'm gonna punch that little turd right in the throat.
Awww thank you :')
Imma HM01 the sh*t out of you.
My cabbages!!!
Not gonna make a punch-out joke. Not gonna make a punch-out joke!
OMG. HE DOES KINDA SOUND LIKE MIKE TYSON! This is my new favorite reader.... well, I kinda didn't have one before, but still.... 810214 You must do more readings. You are kinda epic....
Well, I guess you could say that the reading was a... TOTAL KNOCKOUT. (YEEEEEAAAAAAAAH!)
... Okay, I'll leave now...
Billy, get back in your hole. Anyway, great reading zephy, I downloaded the track and stuck it in my audiobooks folder :)
I love that fic, glad there is someone willing to do this for you
Is this the wrong time to say that I don't know who Mike Tyson is?
Yeoman, out
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Go sit in the corner and think about your life.
813295 Aw, do I have to?
Yeoman, out