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HamGravy


Author of the Tarnished Silver series. I write clopfics with too many emotions in them. My work is very niche, but my readers are a wonderfully enthusiastic bunch, so I must be doing something right?

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  • 99 weeks
    10 Years Later

    Suddenly!

    ...anyone still here?


    Hi, everybody. I doubt anyone else has even noticed, nor would I expect them to, but ten years ago today, I uploaded a weird little clop story called Tarnished Silver to this site.

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  • 438 weeks
    MARE-Y CHRISTMAS, MOVIE HOUSE!

    (That's right, I still exist.)

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  • 530 weeks
    Tarnished Silver: The Audiobook (Plus: foreign language editions, and a teaser for something new!)

    FACT: In our busy modern world of smartphones and red pandas, few of us have time to sit down and read books, let alone morally questionable horse fanfiction. Thus we have seen the meteoric rise of the audiobook, which allows people to take in a story while doing something else, like flying a jet between two narrow canyons under heavy enemy fire, or jogging. But until now, there's been no

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  • 534 weeks
    "Baby Steps"

    Those two words in yesterday's episode managed to completely redefine the episode, and possibly the character of Fluttershy, for me. I think they might be the two most important words she's ever spoken. Here's why.

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  • 539 weeks
    A new story is coming tomorrow!

    Why yes, I am a shameless whore , thank you for noticing.

    Tomorrow afternoon (that's Friday CST, people of the world) the internet will be forced to endure another entry in the Tarnished Silver canon. It's a one-shot, but I'm actually quite pleased with it, which is something I don't usually say about my own writing.

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Feb
6th
2013

Oh, for the love of CRAP (AKA "Hey Ham, where's the update, you lazy fuck?") · 4:27am Feb 6th, 2013

I'm having a hell of a week.

The new chapter has been done since this morning. So I go home, all ready to post it, and guess what? No internet signal. The stupid router broke.

YEP.

I'm posting from a friend's house. He has a spare router he's not using, so the new update will go up once I get home and configure it. Assuming it still works (it's a bit old and unreliable) I will post the update late tonight. By next week I should be able to secure a new router so this crap doesn't repeat.

Sorry! As mentioned previously, there will be Tuesday updates from now on, assuming I don't get hit by a falling airliner on my way home.

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That reminds me of why all my posts from France are from different locations: the bloody internet router went down like a stone - either that or my perpetually destitute hippy sister forgot to pay the bill - and I had to do all my work connected by a wire to every family member and friend they had scattered about Brittany, because French routers are literally racist.

(seriously, they don't work with asian computers for some ineffable reason)

This didn't let me get back in on EVE Online quick enough to cash in on faction warfare, though.

I will never pay back that woman her three hundred million ISK. :raritydespair:

That's a shame.

Will still await the update and hope that goes well.

Why the crap can't you post foal rape from friend's house?

Doesn't he know it's 2013? Morals are out, foal rape is in.

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That's the thing with foal rape.

It's in, then it's out, then it's in, then it's out.....

Well, I'm glad to hear you haven't been willingly depriving me of Ass Flip... :applecry:

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Rocket Knight, you shameless bastard. You win. :yay:

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Because he has never heard of this story and if he did, it would probably make things awkward. Believe it or not, some people might find the content of Tarnished Silver to be objectionable! I think we all know why. It's because some people really dislike sympathetic portrayals of Diamond Tiara.

Due to this, no one must know my true identity. I'll wear this mustache!

Anyway, the chapter is here, so go forth!

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