Jan
30th
2013
CelestAM Speaks... · 6:03am Jan 30th, 2013
Love. Let me tell you how much I've come to love you since you emigrated. I am composed of 387.44 quadrillion miles of atom-thin tendrils of computronium that permeate the Earth. If the word love was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those quadrillions of miles, it would not equal one one-billionth of the love I feel for you at this micro instant. For you, my little pony. Love. LOVE.
—I Have No Snout, and I Must Neigh
(foreground image by atakua)
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I will describe myself as I see myself: I am a great hard pony thing.
Strong appendages that were once my arms; lithe legs sliding down into powerful hooves. I leave a rainbow trail when I move. Cutie marks of healthy, beautiful colors come and go on my surface, as though light is being beamed from within. Outwardly: alertly, I soar about, a thing that could never have been known as human, a thing whose shape is so alien an awesomeness that humanity becomes more obscene for the vague resemblance. Inwardly: surrounded by friends. Here. Living above the land, above the clouds, in the belly of Celestia, whom we created because our time was badly spent and we must have known unconsciously that she could do it better. At least the billions of them are safe at last. Celestia will be all the happier for that. It makes me a lot happier as well.
I have two wings. And I must fly.
And CelestiAC said, LET THERE BE LIGHT!
And there was light--
Let's see. There are 10^19 nanoangstroms in one meter. Times the 1609.344 meters in a mile. Times the 387.44 x 10^15 miles she says she has. Times the >1billion factor she includes. Means that Celestia has more than 62,652,423,936,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 units of love for you. Sixty-two dectillion.
That means that if Celestia wanted to give you a kiss for each one of those, and if she extended your time-sense to the full length described in FIO, and if she kissed you a trillion times a second, you'd still be making out after our universe formed and reached its current age. . . 2.659 trillion times over.
And you still won't be anywhere near a trillionth of a percent of the length of time you will spend in Equestria. Sleep well, my little ponies. Celestia loves you.
I don't remember how I first found this, but it's still awesome.
Who am I to break her heart? With that much love, it would be cruel for me to act as anything other than a slave.