Deep Thoughts · 3:14am Dec 30th, 2012
Why don't we have totally rad airships RL? If I was a sick kid, that'd totally be my make-a-wish.
I've yet to see the point of a lucky coin. It's not like you can spend it; at least with lucky socks you wear 'em all the time.
My biggest goal in life is to master the end fight quip. You know, like when Schwarzenegger throws a guy off a plane, and he's all like "Guess his flight was canceled." Then the female lead totally has sex with his ugly ass. (His character, not him. OK, probably him multiple times--they wanna be stars, after all.)
Children are like fireworks--sometimes you get a dud.
Have you ever taken a baseball bat and beat a 1980's television set with it? There's no metaphor there--it's just a pretty swell thing to do with outdated technology when you're in a junkyard.
If you feed a cold and starve a fever, what do you do when you have both?
Just once in a karate film, I'd like the obligatory american/white guy character to slap shit. Like, everyone else is a cartwheeling fist of the north star 1000 punch master. The American? He just shrugs and punches the ninja's once in the damn face.
Heads up, Hollywood, if I ever complete my manuscript entitled "Indiana Jones and the--Holy Christ that's a lot of karate masters," every scene will have Doctor Jones KO'ing karate-fu with American ingenuity, fisticuffs, and good ol' fashioned grit.
...And bullets.
Ok. That's as deep of thoughts I can provide for now. For the six of you waiting for the next chapter of "The Laughing Shadow" (I kid--I know it's just three, myself included) I'm hoping to have it and another exciting side-chapter out by Wednesday. Thanks, and all that other swell stuff.
You never fail to make me laugh.
Still, new chapter for Wednesday sounds good.
>Children are like fireworks--sometimes you get a dud.
The horrible thing is that the people I want to share that with the most are the people I absolutely must not share it with.