8th May. Random thoughts, music and pony. · 4:04am May 8th

everybuggy

Our Horse.

Meh fic is gonna be out soon! It has spent 30 hours in the mod queue. If it passes, then it will hopefully be out either tomorrow, or the day after.

Mare Before Midnight >:3

I miss meh ponies back in MLPF

The first sign of late onset adult anencephaly is editing errors 10 re-reads in, like this:

“Boss don’t like it.”

“Sunny, likes it.”

Did you spot the error?

If you did, congratulations. You possess a brain, unlike me.

Is 'all right' right at all?

Although both forms are technically correct, the topic is still debated among writers. If you'd like to take the safe route, the older “all right” version is the most widely accepted, particularly in formal writing. “Alright” is growing in popularity and is frequently used for informal purposes.

Oi, mate! My ponies are proper British and say things like: 'ta' and 'bruv'.

I Dissy

This is a pronoun

It's your friend

Use 'it' to avoid repeating stuff

Or its friend will come to your town and flamboyantly haunt your childhood

"I try to spell OK." ~ Me

"OK, make an intelligence check for me." ~ DM

"It's a 1."

"Now you think OK is spelled with a capital O and then a lower-case k. Sometimes you spell it with both letters lower-case. At least people pet you out of sympathy."

ALWAYS Read it out loud before publishing

It doesn't matter how many times I have read-through for the edit. I WILL ALWAYS MISS EASY STUFF IF I DO NOT DO THIS!

I have just had to brush some serious knots out of the narrative for Mare Before Midnight (fortunately still in the queue). Do not be like me. Be Thorough! Your ideas deserve it!

This is a reminder to future abrony.

You will be excited. You will want it gone. Take a deep breath.

JUST WAIT

ONE. MORE. TIME

OUT. LOUD

Only after doing that virtually flawlessly, should it be submitted.

Like Royksopp said...

One more time
Let's do it again
Blow my mind
Do it again
And then it arises, the moment before
The anticipation, you know it's like mmm-mmm-mmm
Wait for it, wait for the build up
And then let's do it again

WARNING! NSFW

'Clop' is a tired joke, much like 'brony' or 'pegasister'

The new word for that is 'hauce' - saucy horse

The new word for 'brony' reverses bro hoof: hoof bro and gaskin gal.

As a loyal member of the party, you will receive a full briefing on the new terminology in due course

Stay pony, comrades.

I have just met the only thing that can reliably love me.

It is this melody, combined with this picture. The wedding is coming up

The ring is a quaver

The cake is a scraper

The guests are all Ethan Toavs' other songs

Whom I am also married to

Because polygamy is legal.

Only polyphony is not

Ethan!

WARNING. RANDOM NSFW REFERENCE

DO HORSES HAVE NOSES?

Horses' nostrils are much more than just a horse's nose. Like the ears, they are an important means of communication. As in humans, the nostrils of horses are also somewhat dilated when they are in motion. Horses' nostrils are much more than just a horse's nose.

Yup, because a nose is anything that contains:

The olfactory system is at the roof of the nasal cavity at the cribriform plate - a perforated portion of the ethmoid bone separating the frontal lobe of the cerebrum from the nasal cavity. Odorant molecules within the nasal passages first encounter receptors on the primary cilia of olfactory sensory neurons.

I am definitely looking this up for a good reason, and not so I can describe hauce (saucy horse)

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