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Knackerman


I am the Knackerman. Most of my writing deals with horror, suspense, and tragedy. And yes, there will be gore.

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  • 6 weeks
    Proof Reader/Editor Needed

    Would anyone be interested in proof reading and editing some of my stories?

    I’m really tired of all of the ‘it’s an interesting story but all these grammatical errors!’ comments.

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    4 comments · 88 views
  • 28 weeks
    One Last Thing...

    Times the Candy Mare has canonically been defeated, by whom, and how in chronological order:

    The Most Horrible Hearth's Warming EVER: A Candy Mare Tale - Princess Luna(Survived) - destroyed her candy ghoul army, put her in a coma, and dismembered her, eventually sealed in multiple statues so she could not regenerate

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    5 comments · 588 views
  • 28 weeks
    Something Sweet To Bite: A New Generation

    Just wanted to get some thoughts down and share some insight into the latest entry in the saga of the Candy Mare.

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    5 comments · 537 views
  • 29 weeks
    A New Generation of Horror Starts Soon

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    art by Mutter_Butter

    13 comments · 295 views
  • 30 weeks
    Night Mode

    My eyes burn every time Night Mode gets turned off.

    2 comments · 110 views
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Proof Reader/Editor Needed · 12:13pm March 15th

Would anyone be interested in proof reading and editing some of my stories?

I’m really tired of all of the ‘it’s an interesting story but all these grammatical errors!’ comments.

The implication now is that I am just too lazy to proof read myself but if you knew the months I spend on everything I write, pouring over every chapter over and over, you’d realize that I am just wholly incapable of doing this task myself thanks in part to computer illiteracy and an American education. (Yes I’ve tried to use grammar check programs, they’ll highlight a problem without offering a solution - my own ignorance hampers my ability to use the tools available to me.) I don’t think admitting my limitations is laziness when I only write these stories for fun periodically and have a full time day job and family to care for, but apparently I am.

So long story short, I have no friends who are interested in doing this for me and I have crippling social anxiety when it comes to asking anyone directly to please help me, so just putting a general call out that if anyone would want to do the job you’d be more than welcome to.

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Comments ( 4 )

I would be MORE than happy to help. I always enjoy proofreading stuff.

I'd be happy to do so! I've got a lot of time on my hand and I don't know how to use it so I need it.

If you're still looking, let me know!

A comment type that'll get you eventually, just so they'll finally shut up.

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