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Knackerman


I am the Knackerman. Most of my writing deals with horror, suspense, and tragedy. And yes, there will be gore.

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  • 6 weeks
    Proof Reader/Editor Needed

    Would anyone be interested in proof reading and editing some of my stories?

    I’m really tired of all of the ‘it’s an interesting story but all these grammatical errors!’ comments.

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  • 27 weeks
    One Last Thing...

    Times the Candy Mare has canonically been defeated, by whom, and how in chronological order:

    The Most Horrible Hearth's Warming EVER: A Candy Mare Tale - Princess Luna(Survived) - destroyed her candy ghoul army, put her in a coma, and dismembered her, eventually sealed in multiple statues so she could not regenerate

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  • 27 weeks
    Something Sweet To Bite: A New Generation

    Just wanted to get some thoughts down and share some insight into the latest entry in the saga of the Candy Mare.

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  • 29 weeks
    A New Generation of Horror Starts Soon

    A New Generation of Horror Starts Soon

    art by Mutter_Butter

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  • 30 weeks
    Night Mode

    My eyes burn every time Night Mode gets turned off.

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Oct
14th
2023

One Last Thing... · 6:39pm Oct 14th, 2023

Times the Candy Mare has canonically been defeated, by whom, and how in chronological order:

The Most Horrible Hearth's Warming EVER: A Candy Mare Tale - Princess Luna(Survived) - destroyed her candy ghoul army, put her in a coma, and dismembered her, eventually sealed in multiple statues so she could not regenerate

The Last Something Sweet to Bite - Sunset Shimmer (survived) - Released her stolen souls, then beat and burned her to death

Something Sweet Bites Back - Human (Sci)Twilight Sparkle (died) - Nuclear explosion

Something Sweet To Bite: Curse of the Candy Cult - Alternate Rarity and Applejack (survived) - Tricked her into a portal to Limbo

Something Sweet to Bite: A New Generation - Queen Opaline (died) - Magical firestorm, burned to ashes

That's just for those that claim the Candy Mare is 'too OP' or a 'Mary Sue' and never loses or dies.

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Comments ( 5 )
Comment posted by Pinkie Apple Pie deleted Oct 15th, 2023

Sounds about right. Just because they're strong and/or Eldritch like doesn't mean they're unbeatable.

Comment posted by Rhymebito deleted Dec 26th, 2023

And yet she still turns out the victor of each story, be it through influence, magic or whatever improv writing fits the bill. Funny that, isn’t it.

The main issue isn’t even that the Candy Mare is OP, she’s a multi dimension gobbling god, don’t be daft, of course she is, it’s that after the sixth time it’s no longer fun, scary or interesting. It’s dull.

Sorry if my opinion upsets you.

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And yet she still turns out the victor of each story

Except she doesn’t? That’s what this blog post is about. There are four stories where she flat loses - five if you count the most recent. Yes it’s usually a pyrrhic victory for the heroes, or a setup where the story could continue, but it’s still a loss.

Some of you act like I owe you a definitive and final ending, and I don’t.

it’s that after the sixth time it’s no longer fun, scary or interesting. It’s dull.

Don’t eat a cheese burger and then complain you wanted a fish sandwich.

If the comments I was getting were just “it’s boring” then that wouldn’t be what I’m addressing.

But as an aside, for those of you who find slasher stories boring, my advice then is don’t read slasher fiction - simple as that.

Jason lives, Michael returns, Freddy will always be in your nightmares, and the Candy Mare’s curse lives on.

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