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I write so that one day I may finally stop writing and be free, but these damn new ideas keep finding ways into my brain. I need to write more to vent them out!

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Feb
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2024

My Little Pony: Tell Your Tale 🦄 S2 E04 |Jazz Loves Rockey | My commentary · 4:56pm February 1st

Jazz is in that time of year.
Pipp encourages her because drama is best content.
Not sure what she sees in Rocky, he's not even symmetrical. And what kind of a pony name is Rocky?
Jazz can't hold a lipstick, so she decides to drill it into her hoofbone. It's either that or the animators are lazy as hell.
Pipp gives her a practical demonstration of nuzzling.
Then she gauges Jazz's eyes in with forehooves. Oh, never mind, she just covered them. False alarm.
Now that's a good-looking roboStallion.
So, Jazz plans to ask him in the boutique, over spaghetti?
Apparently outside is a fair game too. The statistics show that 1 in 4 females is prone to tripping down stairs. I guess she's one of those victims which is weird because she's not even dating Rocky yet.
Don't be direct while singing, "I want to be your number 1 pony."
Pipp sure gets into Jazz's face a lot. And literally.
Jazz turns into Trixie.
Then she turns into Cheese Sandwich.
And then Pinkie Pie, dancing around without music.
When all else fails, use violence.
They have 4 tickets now? Does that imply polygamy?
Since when does lust power up cutie marks? I guess magic really is evolving.
Apple Bloom, is that you? No, it's just a look-alike Pegasus.
Prince Blueblood?
How did Mane 5 (I'm not counting Misty) manage to sneak in?

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