This isn't a pleasant story. In telling the group about what happened through the medium of this blog, I'm hoping to make a few people think. Passing on the details of events -- or rather, mostly doing so. Because in writing this, I'm not going to include any names. Not just yet, anyway. Those who want an ID on the self-assigned 'victim' of the tale are welcome to come into the chat server,
Every so often, logging in to my Patreon account will generate a popup: this is generally the site trying to tell me about a new feature. In this case, I've been given the ability to write posts which only members on the 'Free' tier would see. As discussed in an earlier blog, anyone can join without actually making a pledge, and it gives them the
Off-brand MLP merch is such a mixed bag. You either get crappy toys with names worse than what half of celebrities name their kids, or you get golden toys with names that are such beautiful offenses to the English language it's hard to hate 'em.
Safe to say this falls squarely into the latter. Those're pones that'll be haunting my dreams tonight. And "Cow Girl"...speaks for itself.
If MLP: FiM ever enters public domain and we ever get the inevitable "just because you can doesn't mean you should" horror movie, though...I feel this collection might be a good reference base.
“LEGALLY DISTINCT Celestia, are you okay?”
“My existence is pain and suffering!”
LEGALLY DISTINCT Spike could almost be Emziko
Bottom right Shutterfly there looks concussed. Not to mention all the ones with either a poorly defined pupil or a hollow eye socket.
ah, yes, my favorite fantasy tv show: cow girl
Pinkie looks like she has 6 legs.
So, no difference there then.
"That which is yellow..."
Is there a better explanation for why Fluttershy is the least mangled? lol
Fcuk, htis si creeyp.
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AI art looks at it and says "i see no problem here"
Off-brand MLP merch is such a mixed bag. You either get crappy toys with names worse than what half of celebrities name their kids, or you get golden toys with names that are such beautiful offenses to the English language it's hard to hate 'em.
Safe to say this falls squarely into the latter. Those're pones that'll be haunting my dreams tonight. And "Cow Girl"...speaks for itself.
If MLP: FiM ever enters public domain and we ever get the inevitable "just because you can doesn't mean you should" horror movie, though...I feel this collection might be a good reference base.5764511
https://kinginyellow.fandom.com/wiki/The_King_In_Yellow
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Ahh. I was referencing Yellow Immortality?
But thanks for a link to the some of the source material! There's lots of interesting references if you look. ^^
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I think 'Cow Girl' refers to the empty card beneath the MLP figures.