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I write so that one day I may finally stop writing and be free, but these damn new ideas keep finding ways into my brain. I need to write more to vent them out!

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Jan
18th
2024

My Little Pony: Tell Your Tale 🦄 S1 E02 Heavy is the Mane that Wears the Fruit Crown | (my commentary) · 12:32pm January 18th

Don't put stuff on your horn, Izzy; you won't be able to use magic. That's how it works, right?
Zipp is going skiing? And she has cyborg wings?
Hitch gets headshoted with a dragon.
Sunny has Misty's mane-style. And she springs up wings from her neck instead of from her back.
Misty said 'bitch'
Nopony told Misty about the carneval. The truth has been revealed. Nopony wants to have Misty around. It's understandable since nopony wants to get stabbed in the back.
Izzy wants Misty to wear a furtight bodysuit to present her wilder side.
Rainbow tentacles appear from nowhere and forcefully dress Misty.
"It's just a ton of fruit, Pipp. You can wear more than that, given that you're able to move with all your mass."
Zipp got fruit jizz all over her.
"I have an idea," Misty said, "Let Izzy fix it."
Izzy creates functional phallic objects.
The creation is an upfront to the laws of physics.
Izzy steals Misty's cutie mark. She had it a long time coming. Misty never deserved it.
Hitch wants to participate, but he's male, so they make fun of him for that reason alone.
Izzy picks on Pozey.
Ponies gang up on Pipp. Her friends get her from behind.
It's a good thing G5 doesn't have Elements of Harmony. That was such a Deus Ex Machina.
"We can do anything with our Elements of Harmony!" - Oh, for the fuck sake, Sunny...

Comments ( 8 )

it's S2 E02

not S1 E02

5764261 Tell that to Hasbro. They literally titled it S1. Shows how much they care.

"I have an idea," Misty said, "Let Izzy fix it."

Actual quote:
"Izzy, I'm gonna need your help."

5773423 Potato, potato.

5773427
More like apples and oranges.

5773428 I reject your reality and substitute it with my own.

5773430
Worth a shot anyway.

5773564 I'll have a double shot on you and a pair of bears after. 🍻

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