Sneak peak and idea. · 10:37am Nov 14th, 2023
so, basically i’m gonna out a a story arc in this story. I’m dubbing it ‘Stinky come home’ and it mostly involves Stinky getting stuffed into a suitcase, and him promptly getting lost somewhere after getting out of it. Various, Stinky Adventures ensues. Here’s a preview to the precursor:
So, have you ever stared up at a dark, cloud of smoke that wants to murder you with every fiber of its being? Have you ever stared up at a pony head, that is in a dark, murderous cloud of smoke that looks like it lost a few screws and went mentally insane. Have you ever wondered why the actual buck woke you up today? Or why the buck this mentally insane, pony headed, dark cloud of smoke, that is probably addicted to crystals, is yelling at you? No? Just me? Well, I suppose I can tell you mostly about what led up to me staring at an angry, murderous, mentally insane, pony head in a cloud of smoke.
It all started out simple, I woke up in the warm, cuddling embrace of my mother…
I yawned, I was squeezed under the bed, between myself and Skitters. The three of us went swimming yesterday, and it was pretty fun… Except I couldn’t swim, so Skitters taught me how to swim while Mom recorded with a camera while she gushed about how handsome I looked with goggles on. Once I figured out how to swim, the three of us played with a beach ball. Ponies looked at us weird, a few looked at Mom’s flanks and were subsequently hit in the head with a blueberry pie, via a squad of our guards that were supposed to watch over us.
Overall, it was really fun, surprisingly even if it felt weird to wear goggles. Skitter yelled ‘Marco’ and Mom yelled ‘Polo’ for some reason. Whoever the buck those guys are, I dunno.
Then I got hit with a tidal wave after Mom decided to start a water fight with my sister, and I had the misfortune to be in between Florial and Skitters.
Needless to say, we were all pretty tired, but Mom managed to sneak Celestia out of the castle halfway through our little adventure and that was fun. Except for the fact that Celestia kept staring at Mom in her swimsuit, for some reason. I know those two want to get married, which is really weird since I’m apparently Celestia’s consort, even if I’m only her consort to make Luna mad, so I guess I shouldn’t question why the Princess and my Mom keep staring at each other’s butts.
So, because the more tired my family gets, the harder they want to cuddle with me. I couldn’t squeeze out from Mom’s iron grip, as she snuggled closer to me and yawned. So I just pouted; my little pocket watch, that I might’ve stolen from Blueblood’s mansion, said it was well past twelve, and I want to spend the day with Cadance and Shining Armor. So, I turned into a mouse, squeezed out from Mom’s grip, and slipped my sister into where I was, so Mom wouldn’t wake up. I rubbed my hooves together at my scheming, before taking a picture of my family cuddling because it was pretty cute, and everypony takes pictures of cute looking things.
I nuzzled Soft, who was coloring away in a coloring book, and went to go find Cadance and Shining Armor, who were in the room right across from mine.
“Are you sure that we should agree to going to the newly formed Crystal Empire?” Cadance asked. “I know Celestia asked us to, I feel like we’re going into a death trap.”
“Oh please, Auntie Celestia likes me! I am her student’s B.B.B.F.F! And her nephew, now that I’m married to you. She wouldn’t kill us! I sat there while their magic worked, grabbing various objects while packing them into suitcases.
“That’ll teach you to eat my. Bucking. Slice. Of. Breakfast. Cake, Shining Armor!” Celestia rubbed her hooves. “Nopony eats my cake, nopony…” She giggled. “I think I’m going too far, and I feel a little evil! This must be how Luna felt! Now we have something to bond over. I sent my nephew and niece to my evil ex-husband's home, and Lulu tried to destroy the world because she was mad about me being taller than her…” She clapped her hooves. “I feel awful now. I’m going to have to get a giftcard for Cadance because she’ll want to tag along with her husband… Oh! I know! I can send Twilight in, to not only test her, but to fix up the problem I just made for myself! It’s a win, win, win!”
Celestia paused. “Wait, what if Cadance dies? I like her- wait, she’s a alicorn, we don’t do the die… Shining Armor can break a leg for eating my breakfast cake though…” She shrugged. “I feel like I got turned into a joke version of myself for the plot of a terrible comedy to lead into the events of The Crystal Empire Pt. 1 and 2… I wonder why.”
“Because you are,” a chicken nugget said before disappearing into the void of terrible ideas.
“That sounds about right… Back to being normal, actually intelligent and not possibly evil Celestia!” Celestia went out to donate a hundred thousand bits to charity.
“Oh my, a test from Celestia! Surely she didn’t come up with this at the drop of a hat!” Twilight did a little dance. “Why does it say that my test begins in four months?” She asked Spike.
“I don’t know.” The baby dragon shrugged. “I’m going to get some food from the Royal Kitchens, want anything?”
“A muffin would be nice.” Twilight responded.
I climbed up on the bed, and neither the Princess of Food or Shining Armor noticed me yet. They opened up another suitcase, and I felt something pick me up with magic, before I was promptly stuffed into it. I squealed and screamed. “You heard that, right Cadance?”Shining Armor asked as he stuffed a shirt in my mouth on accident. Why the buck do you need a shirt, you son of a bucking piece of dirt! You have bucking fur! That’s it, everything in this suitcase will become my food for the next few weeks.
You stupid, bucking horse.
“The sound of Stinky? One of the female guards probably got tired of waiting around for the changeling to mate with somepony, and probably kidnapped him. It was bound to happen,” Cadance shrugged. “Because Auntie Luna is a sissy and can’t ask Stinky on a date, so nopony’s claimed him yet.”
I am going to hit these two in the head with a frying pan. I screamed and Squealed and yelled a lot of profanities while the suitcase was put off to the side, being stuffed with six shirts, a bag of beef jerky, for some reason, and a whole Stinky Changeling.
poor stinky. hope he doesnt get sent somewhere else
I will find it funny if they somehow indeed bring Stinky along with them to the crystal empire by mistake
Yeah that is a good story. They probably be scolded for stealing him and told to pay attention to what they are doing from now on.