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Silver Butcher


I shall Butcher your dreams

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  • Sunday
    Writers block

    I am suffering from writers block. Someone give me a rare Spike ship so that i might use the power of a one-shot to cure my creative blues

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  • Wednesday
    What was your childhood game?

    For me, the first game that comes to mind is Jak and Daxter, I had the first 2 games and never beat the 2nd one due to the disk being damaged.
    To day I bought the first 2 games on ps5 and I can't remember the last time I got hit with so much nostalgia.
    So what was your childhood game?

    13 comments · 59 views
  • 3 weeks
    How much wood would a woodchuck, chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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    What the Hell even is a Woodchuck?

    5 comments · 83 views
  • 6 weeks
    Comment Below

    Kind of in a dip at the moment.
    So figured I'd go ahead and ask.

    Comment Below what story you'd most like to see me update, if one story is requested multiple times I'll see what I can do about working on it

    Or if you're not feeling any of my current stories I could try to polish off one of my many unpublished works and see if I can't post 'em.

    12 comments · 152 views
  • 15 weeks
    Im not dead...

    ...I'm just napping

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May
4th
2023

The hiding of the fake rat · 4:21am May 4th, 2023

Last November I found that one of our Halloween Decorations had been left out, A Stuffed Fake Rat. Now my home currently has a rat problem, so I decided to be a dick a hide the fake rat in the pantry to scare whoever should see it first.

Upon my father finding the fake rat he proceeded to hide it behind my Xbox to give me a scare (unaware that I was the person who first hid it in the Pantry mind you), I then found it and put it on top of the Fridge where my brother then found it, and now, today, after so many hiding spots I can't even remember them all (Some of my favorites are in the Bathroom Mirror with the toothpaste, on top of the tiny chandelier in our dining room, Inside the Cereal Box, and Wrapped inside of a towel) I found it hiding on the table where my Laptop is (Got me good) So I have not put it atop our Grandfather clock, and am waiting for that to bear fruit.

The moral of the story, If you ever find a fake rat (in your Halloween decorations or at the store), hide it in your Pantry, so long as you don't own up to having been to one to put it there the results are guaranteed to be some sort of funny one way or another.

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Comments ( 5 )

If its lasted this long it deserves a name.

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I (personally) have taken to calling it Remi

Hahahaha!!!!

I love it.

My own family did something similar with a tiny watermelon. Don’t ask me how it started, but it kept being placed in weird locations.
It eventually split.

The rat behind the bathroom mirror sounds gold!

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I have to agree, the Bathroom Mirror one got me good.

The case of the constantly moving fake rat.

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