Mar
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2023
Happy 44th birthday to me. · 7:08pm Mar 30th, 2023
You read it right, I'm 44 today.
Fuck! I'm old!
*shakes fist*
You damn kids, stay off my lawn!
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Happy Birthday, friend!
Happy birthday
Happy birthday and nope I'm staying on the lawnmower. With the deck set on the lowest setting and uneven blades.
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*throws an empty Pabst Blue Ribbon can at you*
Get off my lawn you damn kid!
*grumbles to self* It's going to take a month for all those weeds and thistles to grow ass high again.
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What you don't like the crab grass is just spread in your yard?
Happy Birthday! 🎂🎉🎊🎆
Sorry it's late but Happy Birthday!!