Story recommendation: dinosaur by Argembarger · 11:00pm Dec 16th, 2012
It's a quick read, so I recommend you not be a huge jerk, and instead go read this right now. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll perchance sprout manly chest hair on your not-chest and elsewhere. Best of all, you will learn how to write a story.
That's right! I didn't just trick you into reading the next masterwork of trollfic from the mastertrollficworker himself, I have tricked you into reading an educational treatise. Shove that up your tailpipe and experience engine-shattering backfire!
forever young
oh to be forever young
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Do you really want to live forever?
Oh, forever, and ever?