Character Commentary: Universal Magic 10th Anniversary Special · 8:24am Mar 21st, 2023
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Bob Tom (BT): Hello it is me once again in the frightening hell hole known as our little studio. The dark mysterious figure is still standing outside our window out into the parking lot and we’re still trapped in here. But hey we’ve got pretty much everyone here. We’ve got some frozen pizza being cooked while watching pirated movies. We’re camping out in the room next door. So Neon, Arrell, Jack, Mac, Forrest and Wolf are all back there. But sadly they didn’t want to join us. I think we also have TK too alongside Factory Dash but I think they’re lost somewhere. I don’t know. But uhhh… Knight should be joining us… just waiting for him… oh there he is…
Knight: Hi it’s fucking me. What do you want?
BT: Where were you buddy?
Knight: I was in the fucking bathroom taking a shit! You think I want to be here right now!? It’s like I have fucking diarrhea or some shit. Let’s just get this over with already. I think the others are watching The Greasy Strangler or some shit. I’m fucking tired man…
BT: Alright man, cool it. We’re getting to it. Let’s first introduce ourselves. Hi, I’m Bob Tom. I’m the creator of this little entertainment for you all. And we finally finished something for once other than shorts. I know it has been a long time, but uhh, we’ve got some other projects in the works. It’s slow but as they say; slow and steady wins the race.
Knight: And I’m the one who plays Knight… Knight… and I’m tired as shit. This guy over here has been keeping us up all hours of the night doing shit for him.
BT: Well it was your turn to clean the toilet.
Knight: YOU DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE! SO HOW ABOUT YOU FUCK RIGHT OFF!?
BT: We’ll talk about this later in my therapy room. For now let’s start this glorious 10th anniversary special that we made. By the way, we’re celebrating 10 years of Universal Magic! Can you believe it has been 10 years already?
Knight: I can... I’ve lived it. It sure does feel like it has been 10 years.
BT: Yeah, can’t believe we’ve made it this far.
Knight: And the nightmare will never end… god help me…
BT: Let’s start in 3, 2, 1, 0…
“10. 10. 10. 10. 10. 10. 10. 10. 10. 10. Ten. Ten. Ten. Ten. Ten. Ten. Ten. Ten. Ten. Ten. X. X. X. X. X. X. X. X. X. X. Decimal. Tenfold. Decade. Decagon. Decennium. Decennary. DECAGONAL. DECENNIAL. TEN-SPOT. DECAPOD. DECEMVIRATE. TEN! TEN! TEN! THEN YEARS! TEN YEARS! TEN YEARS,” as I was saying to myself as I stood in my living room in my library home in Stalia; all the while staring off into dead space while having a sickly worried look in my eyes. Maybe this wasn’t the best way to start this whole thing off.
BT: So right here, I took a little inspiration from the 100th episode of ATHF. When coming up with the concept for the special, I was having a bit of trouble coming up with ideas. Really it was supposed to be a short, but things change over time and it became a full on special…
Knight: Yeah and that shit doubled my work load. You know how long it took me and the rest of the cast to finish this shit!? THREE MONTHS! IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ONLY ONE LIKE YOU POMISED US!
BT: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey… shhhh… I’m talking here…
Knight: Fuck You
BT: ……… ok let’s move on…
He said to me as he pushed me away with his left wooden paw, “Calm down dude. What the hell are you even blabbering about? We’re not doomed. It’s only Wednesday.”
I started to twitch a little bit as my eyes darted around the room like a drug addict. I started to slowly back up, afraid for my own soul, afraid that it may be taken by someone or something.
I then said to him with worry as Wolf stared back in confusion, “It’s even worse than Wednesday Wolf.”
Wolf tilted his head to the side slightly with a raised eyebrow and asked me, “Worse than Wednesday? Thursday?”
I then said as I continued to back up slowly with fear in my heart, “Even worse than that!”
Wolf was shocked and had wide eyes as he jutted his head a bit forward as he asked me, “Don’t tell me it’s Labor Day!”
I then cut to the point as my back reached the wall as I bumped into it, trying to cover my bases as I looked around like a scared deer, “It’s worse than that. It’s worse than Martin Luther King Day! IT’S EVEN WORSE THAN two for one at Bosleys!”
BT: I like this part. I just came up with it on the fly. Like it’s worse than a Wednesday.
Knight: Yeah that gave me a little chuckle at least. But you’re no comedian.
BT: Well I like to think that I am. But uhhh, to be honest Wednesdays are good for me. Sometimes Thursdays but not usually. And that bit at the end there, I believe I heard that somewhere before, but can’t put my finger on it.
Knight: Was it one of those infomercials that you heard at two in the morning in the 2000’s?
BT: Possibly. Those things woke me up at night. That’s when I would just put it on Adult Swim or something…
Knight: Oh, how was that? I never did that.
BT: It was magical… especially eating like some cheap fast food during the early hours of Adult swim. Very comforting.
Wolf looked over in horror too, anticipating what he had thought was a monster. And that monster tapping on the glass… was another pony who had a gray coat color. He was completely bald, wore a pair of black glasses, and wore a completely lime green body suit for some reason; probably because of it’s fetish. And the worst part of all, it had a piece of paper taped to his fore and front body with the number ‘10’ written in blue crayon. And it wasn’t even in perfect writing, but it looked like a child had drawn on it. But do not let that fool you.
BT: So for The 10 Pony, and I called him that because I couldn’t come up with a proper name for him, I was thinking of like an almost an Andy Dick like character for him. Somewhat of a virgin, but still ironically threatening to the EoP.
Knight: He was a weirdo on set. He would try and spy on me when I was trying to take a shit.
BT: Yeah well I wanted to get someone authentic…
Wolf however looked at me and asked, “How does metaphorical years work even anyway?”
I just looked at him with a bit of a cynical look in my eyes as I said to him while shrugging my pony shoulders at him, “How should I know? I don’t make the rules. I just roll with whatever’s happening by this point. You think I even know this shit?”
BT: Yes, the whole metaphorical thing. You might be asking yourself why? Well uhhh… by the Mane universe context, it’s not supposed to have been years yet in terms of the lore by this point. Although where this special lies in timeline wise I’m not 100% sure. I just view it as its own separate thing, yet still taking place at some point in Mane. I’m not really picky about it timeline wise. It’s supposed to be an overall celebration for 10 years on set. So I’m more worried about what I’m doing with the special versus it actually being 10 years.
They don’t call him Classy for nothing. And so as Jack was paying close attention to the edges, the 10 Pony was at his door, waiting. The loud metal music was blaring in the background as Jack was looking at dead center on the broken art object and trying to carefully move the two pieces together with his with his magic emitting from his horn.
BT: I forget that Jack is a unicorn sometimes…
Knight: You forget that we’re ponies sometimes too. You just stare at us and sometimes make noises.
BT: And I’m proud of it too…
Jack then said to him with confidence, “That was 7 years ago when I moved here. Not 10 you dumbass.”
BT: I was trying hard to nail in the whole 10 metaphorical years bit in here. Although I don’t think it would be 7 years. I think it’s been his whole life as his character. I just kind of blanked on the numbers years bit there I could change it, but I don’t think it matters too much.
Knight: To be honest none of us know our characters. So I think 7 is an acceptable excuse by this point.
The 10 Pony then whispered back with a shaking head and his smirk, “Not under this year’s new tax codes. And we know about your second hidden pet Bull dog in your second home in Manehatten that you like to evade on your taxes.”
Ok so if anyone questions about the whole bull dog thing. I plan on clarifying it at some point. But basically saying when outlining for the May the Best Pet Win parody episode in the future, I was trying to figure out which pony gets what pet. And it came down to two for Jack. And I figured one could be the usual pet, while the other one could be used for an emotional connection to Jack’s past that will be later explained. By to give a short explanation, it has something to do with Jack’s dead family.
But as Jack was running for me, he was screaming in desperate help, “KNIIIIIIGHT! PLEASE TELL ME YOU HAVE A SPELL TO FIX THIS!”
BT: I like the part where Jack runs like a little bitch…
Knight: Don’t let him catch you saying that.
BT: Why?
Knight: He’ll go and cry in a corner somewhere.
BT: Oh….
After a while of no response, Mac gave another sigh. But this time it was a sad sigh as he turned his head down towards the grass.
He hung his head in despair as he said to himself quietly, “They always leave me don’t they?”
BT: A bit of foreshadowing for future episodes. Mac has a real fucked up past in my opinion that I kind of love to tell.
Knight: You’re a psycho.
BT: And you’re my bitch…
Mac quickly took a sip of his beer before explaining to him, “Yeah… you know… the usual farm stuff. A half dead eaten pig. A headless chicken running. Apples. Getting ready for the coming apocalypse. Apples. Getting the gun when the government comes a knocking, apples, and sodomy. Oh and Apples with the sodomy.”
The 10 Pony then looked a little disgusted with a hint of repulsion, “Ewww… is sodomy even legal?”
Mac then said while pointing his beer bottle at him, “It is on my farm.”
BT: I like this bit here. And it’s also a reference to a joke from Episode 23-1 too. But that had to be taken down for “reasons” beyond my control. But it’s sort of back here I guess…
Knight: It is wrong though.
BT: Hey, we all have our kinks, leave Mac alone. He’s your buddy…
Knight: You sicko…
BT: I will say though that when it comes to these interactions with The 10 Pony, it comes down to how they all react in these serious situations. Jack was a toughie, but fake. Mac is drunk. And we’ll see about the other ones too…
He walked on the clouds like they were just part of the ground. And for him, he was at the place where he needed to be, Forrest’s cloud home in the sky. He walked right up to home as it was surrounded by big, fluffy, white clouds and was about to raise his left hoof to gently knock on the door. But before The 10 Pony could even knock, Forrest opened right away with a smile. The 10 Pony wasn’t surprised by this though as he still had confidence in his smile. In fact, he didn’t make a single thought at all… I’m sure of it… But for Forrest, he seemed like he knew what he was doing.
As soon as Forrest opened up the door with a welcoming smile to The 10 Pony; he said to him with a friendly manner while closing his eyes and hovering in mid air, “Hello, hello! I’ve been expecting you know! Come, come, come right on in here! He he…”
BT: For Forrest, I imagined him being this kind of character that would try to kill him with kindness. And him trying to make friends with the enemy is kind of sweet, yet kind of sad.
Knight: Well he is a little bitch on set at times.
His eyes lit up as he started to run around and panic, “Oh shit! I’m on fire! Oh fuck! Oh fuck! Oh fuck! What is wrong with these ponies!?” He then tried to stop, drop, and roll. But he was on clouds and that made it a little harder to put out a fire. But where would he strike next you may ask?...
BT: I added this moment here because I want to escalate how The10 Pony thinks he has gotten everyone and that he is a force to be reckoned with. But as his goes to these guy’s places, he slowly finds out in his mind that he has his work cut out for him.
Arrell looked a little worried and a bit sad as he said to AssHat, “You’ll be safe here. I hope this will be over soon and we can eat tonight like how we planned. But don’t worry, I’ve got a plan. It isn’t much though. I didn’t have much time to plan, but hopefully it’ll be enough. But if I don’t make it back, then get the others and run into the Everfree Forest and never look back, you got that buddy?”
And for AssHat, he had heard what Arrell had said, but he was just a bunny and he just kind of fell over to one sight like a mute retard and didn’t do anything else. He was still breathing though, but still, he was just a bunny. He was probably just going to poop pellets and then eat it or something. But to Arrell it was enough as he smiled a little bit.
BT: For AssHat, I just see him as a bunny and nothing else. But there might be something lurking underneath there, almost like a little dark secret that’s just hiding underneath that rabbit’s skin. But for now he’s just a little pet bunny that is like a mute or something…
Knight: And fun fact, AssHat was played by an authentic actor. A literal fucking pet bunny. And it’s been so long, we have had three died of old age on set.
BT: Yes, R.I.P. to AssHat I – IV
BT: and as for Arrell’s interaction here, I think he’s the closet character aside from Knight who would be competent enough to take on The 10 Pony. But not smart enough though…
Knight: Oh, so you’re giving me a compliment then?
BT: Not really…
Knight: Damn it…
Mr. Sweet then proceeded to pull out a tray of various drugs from behind the counter almost like it was nothing.
Mr. Sweet then said to him while still retaining his eagerness to show off his assortments of drugs, “I’ve got the good stuff. This shit right here will blow your fucking mind. This cocaine right here… it is pure as you can get.”
Mr. Sweet then pointed with his left, shaky old hoof to the cocaine. However it wasn’t cocaine. It was purely just pills that were crushed up. More than likely it was just some anti-biotics or something. This was obvious as part of the pill was just sitting there, uncrushed. And right next to it, there was other pills along with what looked like actual heroin and a candy bar with both ends of it cut. The 10 Pony then started to get weirded out by this as his grin disappeared. He didn’t know what to say as he just stood there in awkward silence. He felt like he wanted to point out that the crack was just a crushed up pill, but he didn’t feel like correcting the old man.
BT: I love this bit. That old pony can’t be affected by anything. And the whole anti-biotic thing comes from when I had to take some of those pill capsules. I decided to open up one of them and saw that it was just white powder. And I joked around that it looked like Crack Cocaine and I used it here.
Knight: What were you taking pills for?
BT: A Staph infection on my legs… And I took the pills by chugging down the powder with some water and some Pineapple juice
Knight: What kind of serial killer are you?
BT: A masochist one… And I kind of enjoyed it too…
And whenever he looked back forward, all he saw was Neon getting even closer as he stretched out his neck while producing a more sinister smile than he ever could. And yet at the same time, Neon was growing taller and bigger than him. He was starting to sweat bullets as his thoughts raced through his mind; thinking this was a bad idea. At least that’s what it looked like on his face. It looked like he was starting to think to himself that this was a bad idea to try and collect Neon’s little soul today, even if it was due. Neon grew darker by the second with his eyes being pure white with a smile so innocent it became the most sinister like thing anyone could have seen in their lives. And as Neon’s face got as close as it could to The 10 Pony’s face as he was taken aback by it all.
Neon then said to him in a deep, toning voice of his slowly, “If you’re going to play with me and my friends… I’m going to play with you in my special play area. You’re going to the Sad Shack on the hill. Everything is Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad. You can’t run from being Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad. It never gets dark there… ”
BT: Neon’s interaction here is pretty much the dominant one. I know what I said about Arrell earlier, but Neon would obviously tear anyone or anything a new asshole. He just doesn’t do it because of his own personal agenda. But I love how Neon just screws with The 10 Pony’s mind though…
Wolf then was trying to get snarky with me as he looked at me with a slight annoyed look and said, “This is my home too you know. I should be able to put whatever the hell I want on that counter top.”
I started to get annoyed with as I continued to say to him, “I told you already. It’s a mess and if you don’t clean it up, ants are going to come in and ruin the rest of the fruits and other shit we have on there.”
Wolf then said while moving his right wooden paw in exaggeration, “Ants? What the fuck does my weed and my stuff from the flea market have to do with ants?”
I then said to him while raising my right hoof, “I’m just saying that the smell of the weed is going to attract ants and then it’s going to ruin everything else. I don’t want to have to go and buy more fruit and shit.”
Wolf then said back to me like a prick, “Why the hell do you even have food out in the open on the counter like that? I-It’s just stupid. The fruit is going to go bad anyways in like a week. I mean I’ve seen those bananas rot in like five days. You barely eat it. And I don’t even touch that garbage. W-Why are we wasting our monthly finances on this stuff?”
BT: Again, I love this part. I took some inspiration from ATHF again, and it’s from the episode The Broodwhich. It’s that conversation towards the end where Shake is eating the sandwich all causal like. I forget what it’s called, but that form of comedy is called something.
And the whole weed bit, I once lived with some roommates that used to sell weed. And it would attract some bad people who would constantly come in and out. Just know they actually broke in and stole some of my stuff. And they even stole some money.
Knight: Oh shit, really?
BT: Yes, really. And I’m not joking, when the guy who was selling the weed found out they stole money from him, he hunched over, flexed his muscles, and yelled “FUCKING NIGGERS!” I’m not joking about this. Thenhe threw some shit around and I wanted to laugh but I felt like if I did he would kick my ass.
Knight: ha ha ha, that does sound kind of funny.
BT: Yeah, he was having a rough day. He later left and never called me back. Still to this day I have his number on my contacts, but he never responds. I don’t think he cares anymore…
I then said back to Jack, “Well not everything. Only the important details that I am forced to do against my will as the Universe makes me repeat everything from Season One of Friendship is Magic. And somehow we’re not even halfway through yet despite it being ten metaphorical years. And yet I haven’t gone insane yet and desperate to gather the courage, get a shotgun, and blow my brains all over the wall and letting sweet death take me already. And yet somehow all of those old memories feel like are being re-written as we speak which makes me even more insane as we’re talking. And the most damnest thing, I foresee an endless sea of shit that we still have yet to do. And if not in this timeline, then the next. So to sum it up, only the things that she needs to know… for now that is… ”
Jack then took like ten seconds to respond back to me as he was then greatly confused by my words towards him.
He then yelled out, “What!? What the fuck does that all mean!? Friendship is Magic!? Season One!? The hell are you talking about Knight?”
BT: Yeah I’m getting meta here at this part. But hey, it’s the 10th anniversary special. I’m sure some of you would be disappointed if I wasn’t. And the whole Jack and Knight back and forth thing is fun and was enjoyable to do.
Knight: He still cried like a bitch in a corner afterwards.
I then chuckled a bit. Wolf then leaned in forward as if he was going to bite my head off and said, “Hey, I’ll have you know it’s made out of OAK you son of a bitch. And to answer your question, I get sleep paralysis just like any other pony and that’s through being wasted and whenever the wood wants to be stiff… mostly in the morning though… ”
Knight: Where did the Oak heart thing come from?
BT: I think Wolf did that by himself. It wasn’t in the outline. But I like it and it is officially part of the lore now.
Knight: So a Timber Wolf just has an Oak Heart now?
BT: Yes. It’s not like FIM ever clarified…
I then said back to him in a mellowed out state of mind, “Oh I uhhh… I don’t usually get sleep paralysis, or at least I don’t see anything that is. Usually I can’t move when I’m dreaming and I try to wake up, yet can’t at times. Then I get scared a little and then I wake up. And I do get cramps, some really bad ones too… but only if I sleep on my back. So I have to sleep either on my side or stomach to keep that shit away, you know?”
BT: I get sleep paralysis sometimes. Do you get it?
Knight: Yes. And so do the other guys sometimes. I have asked them about that and it just scares the fuck out of them with what they see. What about you?
BT: It’s not that bad for me. But I am afraid when it does happen though.
Jack continued to go on and say to me with a little bit more of a nicer tone in his voice while still looking quite pissed, “I didn’t know where else to go. I didn’t even see anypony else around. It’s like everypony vanished and I got… a little scared. Scared that my other pet was going to be taken away from me and… you’re the only one who I knew who could help me and all.”
I then said while still chewing on the nice, soft, shmushy banana in my mouth while turning my head to the left side and raising my left pony arm, “What was that Jack? I didn’t quite catch that part?”
BT: I like this part. It adds character to Jack. And I love the banana bit. You improvised that bit, right?
Knight: Yeah… I just saw whatever was on the counter. I thought my character should be doing something rather than sitting on his ass.
I then looked firmly at Wolf with confidence in my eyes, assuring him the other guys were safe. And I wasn’t worried either. In my mind, I was content with that the other three would be a-ok. And then within a span of two seconds, I heard the sound of a speeding bullet that was on fire coming from a mile away. And with being too slow to react in time or even being able to question it, it all hit like a train crash out in the middle of nowhere that you get stuck in for five episodes, but it takes you 8 years for you to get out of. Maybe more, but I’m speculating.
What happened was that in a blink of an eye, Forrest came crashing and flying through my door, breaking off of its hinges and taking me down with him. And of course partially around the door was on fire as well since Forrest had a Fireboom. And Forrest had his right arm out in front like how a super hero would have it, along with a look of being frightened by something. And as he crashed into the door, I was dragged along the floor as Forrest had lost his footing with his wings. We both collided into each other like rocks in a landslide. As we tumbled together with the momentum that Forrest had, we then crashed into Jack and Mac as they minded their own business and didn’t see it coming too. And since Wolf was right behind them, he was taken too by the force of energy that was Forrest.
BT: A little jab at myself right there. And a nice little train crash to boot. Originally I think it was supposed to be Jack that came in, and then Forrest busted down the door with everyone else following suit almost all at once. But I didn’t feel that was right so I went with what you have now.
But then The 10 Pony stopped in his track and had a look of discretion on his face as he then said sort of to himself, “Well… except for those two others that I tried to get into contact with earlier today…”
At first when he had said that, I was confused about who, but then it dawned on me who it was, especially as of now as of writing this little journal entry to you guys.
BT: Originally TK and FD weren’t supposed to be in this. But I figured, hey, it’s been 10 years… why not? But I had to do it with flashbacks because they would obviously kick The 10 Pony’s ass right away pretty much. So they had to stay out of it.
Knight: I told you not to add them…
BT: Fuck you…
As soon as TK noticed him, he sat straight up a bit, but he didn’t say a word to him. All he did was raise his head and just stare at The 10 Pony, looking at him, silently asking him who the fuck was he and why was he there.
BT: Originally, I had TK say a bit of dialogue here. However I thought it was a lot funnier if he didn’t say anything at all. So I had to cut his line of dialogue during the editing process. He didn’t say much though, so it’s not that big of a deal.
He didn’t last long as Factory then kicked him with her back left pony leg and over the railing into the pony rainbow mixer machine. And as this took The 10 Pony by surprise, he started to scream bloody murder as he was forced and pushed into the machine by the rainbow liquid and into a deadly machine where he got mauled and ripped apart.
BT: I like how fast this bit goes. FD just cucks him… ha ha ha…
Knight: She is a real kinky bitch on set…
Like for example… …………. I forgot. See it worked, good times.
BT: And it works like a charm…
Forrest even whispered to all of us as he gritted his teeth and braced for whatever was coming towards him in the end, “Goodbye you guys. Out of all the ponies in the world, I’m glad you were the ones that were my friends. All of you.”
And Jack surprisingly even said back to him, “Me too Forrest… me too… ”
BT: A nice sweet little moment for the characters…
He then said to himself as we tried our best to hear the conversation going on, “Hello… yeah it’s me… yeah… yeah… no... yeah… I’m right here with them. I am about to get them until you called. Yeah, yeah, uh huh… uh huh. Wait… what? Oh come on! You can’t just do that!? Not after all the work I just put into this whole mess! You know how long it took me to get here. It took me fucking ten whole years! You know how long that is! It’s fucking like ten I think! I mean they signed the paper work metaphorically ten years ago even! THE FUCK DO YOU WANT TO DO WITH THAT!? I’ve got the paperwork right here somewhere on me! What? Wait… you mean him!? I thought that shit didn’t matter? IT DOES!? Since when? Was there a fucking policy change or some shit that I didn’t get the memo to? It was in the employee handbook! Awwwwww fucking damn it! Well who the fuck reads that shit? You do? Oh don’t give me that shit! Oh come on… just… but… oh right then. I’ll be back ASAP. I still get off tomorrow for that funeral right? What do you mean I have to tell you three weeks in advance, that bitch just died like two days ago! I know you have to update the schedule, but I can’t control that shit. Fine, fine… I’ll just use one of my sick days then I guess. Alright… bye… yeah… bye. BYE! Fucking a pain in my ass… ”
BT: Maybe this bit went on for too long, but I think it adds to the story. And a hint that something else might be in store for the future for these guys…
We all just stared at each other as we didn’t expect this to happen, even Wolf too who seemed to be the hero of the day. The 10 Pony then turned around and started to walk out the still slightly on flames doorway. Out of curiosity, we all got up and followed him to see where he was going. The 10 Pony didn’t seem to care too much. As we did, we all got outside, barely out of my doorway as I was the first one out and watched as we all saw The 10 Pony struggled to get on an old, rusty, rundown bike.
The chain to it wasn’t budging as he mumbled to himself, “Fucking ESG mother fuckers! Giving me this shit!”
As The 10 Pony sat his pony ass on the bicycle seat and put his back hooves on the pedals; trying to force the chains to move while trying to balance out on the handle bars, he looked at us and yelled, “THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT!?”
BT: Ironically with the whole bank run thing as of this writing, the whole ESG things brought up. I just thought it was a funny joke was all when I wrote this three months ago.
Knight: funny how shit like this happens…
I then said with a mellowed out look on my face, “Nah. That’s ten metaphorical years from now. That’s like forever. Don’t worry about it.”
And not worry about it we did. And we didn’t see The 10 Pony ever again… or did we?
The End?
HAPPY 10TH ANNIVERSARY UNIVERSAL MAGIC!
BT: And a little foreshadow for the 20th anniversary Special in the year 2033…
Knight: God I hope I die before then…
BT: You won’t…
BT: Well that was it then. What you think?
Knight: I think I want to kill myself…
BT: Well you can’t yet. The dark figure is still outside standing in the parking lot…
Knight: Really… fuck we’re still trapped in here? When is that thing going to leave? It’s just… staring at us… in front of that dark void…
BT: I think we should just leave it alone for now. We’ve got plenty of food and water to last us for years. Centuries even. This place was supposed to be in case a nuclear bomb hit it…
Knight: No shit…
BT: So… want to play on a modded Wii U and Vita?
Knight: …………. Ok…
BT: See you all next time for the 15th anniversary special and for whatever I do next.
THANK YOU FOR 10 LONG HAPPY YEARS OF UNIVERSAL MAGIC…
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