"Emily Dickinson Attends a Writing Workshop" (offsite link to a wonderful thing)

WARNING: You might have to experiment a bit at the target link to get the image shown large enough to easily read. It might even take a right click or two.

http://www.lit-hum.org/2012/04/emily-dickinson-attends-writing.html

Somehow, a friend thought I might find this both amusing and relevant.

Please note, though, that not all of the negative feedback I've ever received on a story was of this type. Not by far!

Edit: It appears the actual earlier source of this entertaining one page piece by JAYNE RELAFORD BROWN might be
"VISITING EMILY; POEMS INSPIRED BY THE LIFE AND WORK OF EMILY DICKINSON. EDITED BY SHEILA COGHILL AND THOM TAMMARO.
  Coghill, Sheila (ed.) (2000), Page 8," according to https://www.poetryexplorer.net/reference.php?id=12066160.