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GentlemanJ


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  • 34 weeks
    Sad Attention: GentlemanJ will NOT be Publishing an OG Work For Now

    Hey there everyone,

    Sorry this post is so late in coming, but as the title indicates, I will not be publishing my original work by my own choice.

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    2 comments · 250 views
  • 75 weeks
    Attention: GentlmanJ Begins His Next Project

    Greetings one and all,

    I've dragged this out enough already, so without further ado, here is my announcement.

    I will be publishing my first of a trilogy of original novels in the summer of this calendar year!

    Published? What does that mean?

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    9 comments · 416 views
  • 76 weeks
    One Is the Loneliest Number That You Ever Knew

    Two can be as bad as one
    It's the loneliest number since the number one

    No is the saddest experience you'll ever know
    Yes is the saddest experience you'll ever know
    'Cause one is the loneliest number that you'll ever know
    One is the loneliest number even worse than two, yeah

    It's just no good anymore since you went away
    Now, I spend my time just
    Making up rhymes of yesterday

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    2 comments · 306 views
  • 76 weeks
    Two Post or Not Two Post

    At first, I thought not because it's getting late and I totes forgot.

    Then I remembered the date was January 2, 2023.

    It had a two.

    So, I post.

    Best,
    GentlemanJ

    3 comments · 175 views
  • 76 weeks
    Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky

    I feel super cringe for posting yet another self-hype blog, so I'm gonna borrow a bit of Tolkien's goodwill to get through it.

    January 2, 2023. Three days. Peace.

    Best,
    GentlemanJ

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Dec
15th
2012

Oh What Fun We Will Have Today. What Fun Indeed · 8:08pm Dec 15th, 2012

Aloha, peoples,

As I was working on the final edits that were to happen today, I realized something. I had three chapters planned to be released over the next few weeks, but one of them was really short. So I combined that with the next one and got today's post.

But then I looked through and realized, "You know what? It'd be kind of a bummer to stop here. I mean, so much good stuff happens, breaking it up would be like eating a slice of bread with peanut butter then eating a slice of bread with jelly. Sure, it's doable and still quite delicious, but nothing compared to the combined majesty of a quality PB&J."

Anywho, after a series of other food-analogized considerations later, I decided that I'm going to post everything today. Yes, today is the day we draw a dramatic conclusion to Happily Ever After.

So here's how it's going to work. As usual, the first chapter will come out at approximately 6:30 PM Eastern Time (notice how I'm such a wonderful person and put in time zones for a truly pan-national consideration). I've still got stuff to do, so the final chapter will come out at approximately 8:00 PM, which will give me enough time to make the final touches to the story and bring it to the conclusion it deserves.

Consider this as a combined early Christmas and thank you for getting me to 750 followers gift. Seriously, you guys are awesome and I love you as much as Pinkie loves disturbing dimensional boundaries.

As always, thanks for reading, and I hope you all enjoy!

Sincerely,
GentlemanJ

P.S. Christmas Luna b/c it's teh winz.

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Comments ( 25 )

Will this be the final installment?

615032

That's a wonderful question with an equally wonderful answer. :scootangel:

The rest of the chapters within two hours? Cool.

the sound that escaped my lips was not human:pinkiegasp:

my day has just been made better

You sir, are a glorious, glorious bastard. Since I can't write, and therefore have no story to release early in return, have a Christmas pone instead!

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6:30 pm EST......11ish GMT.......8 pm EST.......1230ish GMT......

:flutterrage: Fuck :flutterrage: Shit :flutterrage: Piss :fluttercry: Fuck :flutterrage:!!!!!! I have to drive halfway up the country for some stupid combat training thing, and I'm not even going overseas!!!!
And now I'm going to stay awake until I have read it!!!

Thank fuck we're not leaving till late afternoon!!!!

Also, on smaller matter, I got a candy cane Luna can suck on

615110 That was funny. Luna hates peppermint, and everybrony worth their salt knows that. Also, I just invented a new pronoun. It's "shqway"

615131 1, What part was funny?? Seriously, the Uk really sucks sometimes. Okay, most of the time!!!
2, Where does it ssay Luna hates peppermint?
3, Candy canes don't have to be peppermint flavour, they can be whatever the makers want them to be.
And lastly 4, What the hay does "shqway" mean??? Seriously, it's an awesome word, but I can't use it unless I know what it means!!!

615174
1. The candy cane part... and the Molestia grin.
2. It's an unspoken rule.
3. Yes, but I assumed it to be peppermint, seeing as it's the most common flavour of such things.
4. it means whatever the user wants it to mean... at the time that it is used.
And it can't suck, DWN is a major network.

This makes me very happy, especially considering that I just got around to reading the latest chapter this morning.

615208 What can I say, she is my favourite canon pony. That, and I prefer the night to the day. If there every was a chance to meet a pony,
she'd be the one of my choice.

I guess I should get something other mints if she ever visits then....

And ok, now I have a new word to use now!!!

615235 By the way, DWN is what I call the BBC.

615250 DWN?? Not sure what that is. But if it's anything like the British Boring Corporation, I'm guessing you avoid it all together!!!

615265 DWN: Doctor Who Network. Everything else on BBC (except Graham Norton) is a waste of valuable Doctor Who time.

615283 Ah, now I understand!!! I dunno, there are some decent programmes on there, like Have I Got News For You, or QI.
Thankfully in my job, I don't get much time for the crap on during the day, and when I'm on nights I'm asleep then anyway!!!

it's 4:15 now..

I CANNOT WAIT

I take it that when you mean fun you mean that this story going to give you a beating, GentlemanJ? Or us? If you you have to take a break from fighting, do it. I want to see your fighting style near or at it's best. (fighting equals writing? sure, why not)

Yay :yay:. No waiting to see how this all ends, Happily Ever After, noot Journey of Graves correct?:rainbowderp: Either way its going to be a shit-storm of awesome. Can't wait. :raritywink::raritystarry:

I.... Graves you thick little bastard. How could you do that to rarity? :raritycry: :raritydespair: :fluttercry:

You made Fluttershy sad now...

Are you writing more? Because to me the way you ended it you could, but it could stay the way it is, in which case buck you, I personally would prefer another story or another series with a bit of a happier ending :ajbemused:

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