Make Your Mark - Episode 8: Have You Seen This Dragon? (My commentary)

Hitch snores. No wonder he's still single.
Also sleeps with a sheriff's badge.
We all know animals love Hitch. A butterfly saw Hitch sleeping nacked without any covers and took advantage of him.
Grandma hangs on for dear life holding on to the cliff's edge with just one hoof. She bags Hitch to help her. Hitch says, "Don't worry grandma, I'll bake you a cake."
No dragon fire without supervision. As if anypony even notices it even when they're all around when it happens.
Sparky is a trash can for remains.
Also, who makes a sandwich and then bites just one bite out of it?
Oh no, Sparky doesn't have his blanky with him! Except, he never has his blanky with him...
I doubt Sparky draw that picture of them hugging. Which means that Hitch must have drawn it. It's a good picture if he was a 5-year-old colt.
The sheriff's station was guarded by animals. Well, I guess guarded is too much of a strong word since none did anything.
Why didn't Opaline steal Sparky like this right after she learned about him? Why all the extra steps that never worked?
Using a megaphone once would wake up everypony in the lighthouse. But, apparently, everypony is half deaf.
Sleeping masks are like superhero masks. They just stick.
Or maybe it's the ponies that are sticky. Explains why a pillow sticks to Zipp.
Hitch stops worrying about Sparky. Waking up ponies is his purpose now and he enjoys it so much that he sings.
If Hitch had a bad feeling when sleeping, why did he offer to make his grandma a cake?
Are you sure Sparky is missing? What if you're delusional and he's actually riding on your back right now?
Hitch looked in 3 places in the station for Sparky. The station only has 3 places.
Hitch thought Sparky could be with one of the others. Them sleeping was not a hint that that was not the case unless he thought they were sleeping with Sparky.
Pony possible? Is that like Kim Possible who can do anything even though she's nothing special?
Hitch thinks Sparky may have been banished to the moon.
Izzy has monsters in the closet.
Pipp is bad at space perception.
Zipp makes Hitch speak into a hibernating cell phone.
"There was this flash of light which I didn't see because my eyes were closed and I was asleep so I probably dreamt it."
Sunny is a master of virtue signaling. She's always positive about everything without actually doing anything. Remember how she searched for the magic lantern? Of course you don't because she spent all the time in her bed.
Pipp, who believes there are at least a 100 000 000 ponies in the world, knows everypony's backstory and none of them has a dragon.
What if Sparky was unhappy and decided to teleport himself in a green flash of light?
Zipp believes Sunny without any evidence right after susing the flash of light. So, instead of saving him, they decide to waste time.
"Sparky is above my ability to find him. I can do this." Err, you just said you can't...
He couldn't have gone far. Unless he was kidnapped...
Izzy is the cause of it all. She said the closet was clear even when it wasn't. Kind of a big closet, though.
So, what was the green flash of light then if Misty was just catching the dragon?
And how come nopony saw Misty chasing a dragon across all the town?
Misty could have kidnapped Sparky at any time, except when they're stuck in the middle of the lighthouse. She should have just abandoned the project and try again the next day. She couldn't succeed even if it was easy, and this is hard.
Sparky isn't just green, he also has green saliva.
Sparky shows his true nature.
If they don't create a plan of action, they'll get confused. Except, they're already confused.
Izzy slams her muzzle against the tiles. After checking for any blood stains on the floor, she concludes that she did not kill anycreature with the slam.
Sunny is sad because her virtual signaling got ignored. What's an attention whorse without attention?
Pipp catches a head thing that doesn't need catching.
Izzy destroys the garden. The one everypony worked on.
Plants are people too!
Turns out, Sunny is a plant whisperer.
Everypony is keeping their pets in the closet. Hitch does too. It's like harboring minors in a basement, just that it's publically acceptable.
Misty can't decide whether she should run away or towards.
Misty has sensitive hooves like Rainbow Dash.
Misty shows random objects as if that could somehow fix the situation.
Sparky is proud of the cactus because it hurt a pony.
How did Misty close the door? Not with her hooves. Not with her horn. Does she has extra appendages we should know about?
Sparky is never without his blanky, except always.
After wasting everypony's time, Zipp decides to stop wasting everypony's time.
Sunny is terrified because she's not getting the attention that she's entitled to.
Dragon-napped.
After this new development, ponies decide to do more of the same.
Sunny is still thinking only about herself and decides this is a good time to go rollerskating.
Pipp forgot she has 100 000 000 followers.
Hitch will relly on the same animals that have failed him at the start.
Sparky is asleep one second and gone the next.
Misty thinks that two can play hide and seek. She hides in order to kidnap a dragon?
Misty becomes meta and writes this commentary instead of me.
Zipp is wrong as per usual.
Sunny shows off in front of foals to finally get some attention.
Izzy decides to rally parasprites with her Pinkie Pie instrument.
Izzy will get 100 000 000 followers for being a dumbass.
Pipp employs fillies with 2 followers but doesn't stand a chance.
Old defense factory? So it did go out of business. Kind of ironic since they could use it against Opaline.
Turns out Zipp was right, they'll all get confused.
Hitch has a superhero mask at the ready.
Sparky is playing an alien facehugger.
Sparky invents lasers so he can use them in his traps.
Misty parkour.
Sparky wins and huggs Misty's face.
Who are Zoom and Thunder again?
Hitch makes a lot of litter so that the litter-pickup duty would become worse.
Sunny decides to become a superhero as well. She becomes: Mis. Obvious!
"We need to remain calm." Skates around playfully. "And unified." Dances on two hooves. - Stop playing with your rollerblades for one second Sunny!
The reason for the chaos is that they were all together. They decide that the solution is to stay together.
Sunny threatens Hitch with rollerblades.
Hitch doesn't think that Sparkly likes anything. He's wrong, though. We've seen what he did to Misty. He loves death and destruction.
"We completely forgot about music!" - Err, Izzy didn't...
Misty in a box.
"I will sacrifice you to Opaline, but I'll bring back the remains and send them to mane 5 every day, piece by piece."
Sparky can be heard across the town.
Hitch doesn't know about the song that Sparky loves. He's truly the worst dragon dad.
When playing the flute, you're supposed to press your fingers on the holes. Oh, right... no fingers. But why the flute then?
Everypony, sing a song that you're hearing for the first time! Songs never amplify magic, but in this very instance, it does, for some reason.
Misty accidentally completes her mission while trying to bash the dragon's head in with a glass jar.
Hitch hugs Sparky, then falls apart to pieces because lasers cut him up.
Hitch promises to keep Sparky locked in a basement from now on so this will never happen again.
Izzy is just kidding about Hitch being the only dragon dad in the world. That means there are many!
Misty is the best sub.
Unlimited power!
Moar!
You're not enough, Misty.
Opaline has a point though. Misty has been quite useless.
Why is Opaline targeting Sunny? Sunny's an alicorn. Opaline loves alicorns (herself mostly).
Misty cries because she sucks so much.
Operation glitterbomb? So, the timer for the bomb is still ticking?
Izzy steals a train. Destroys the train.
I hope she doesn't use that lantern on it. One toy commercial is enough. We don't need more.
"Friends that you stick together in a dungeon can never be separated." Ponies laugh because they think Izzy was joking. Izzy laughs the loudest because she knows she isn't joking.