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Dec
22nd
2022

Episode 41: A Day In The Life | Full Episode | Getting Sick in Equestria | My Little Pony: Tell Your Tale MLP G5 (my commentary) · 4:59pm Dec 22nd, 2022

Pipp decides to stop deceiving her fans and show what she's really like.
First, she rudely wakes up Izzy.
Not sure how this is actually shown to her fans since she's holding a cell phone under her hoof. I guess the only explanation is that Pipp had cameras placed everywhere and nopony can have any privacy.
Zipp feels abused and Pipp proudly shows who was on top and who was on the bottom in that interaction.
Izzy also has no sympathy for the victim and assumes the top pose over Zipp.
Pipp comes out for the photoshoot, but they can't actually take photos of her. She sent them the best picture of her in advance and they all already have it on their phones before she even opens the door.
Pipp destroys a random cell phone by shattering the screen with a pen. And another cellphone after that. And a filly after that.
Pipp tests perfumes, but not by smell, but using only her sight.
Pipp has crowns painted over her hooves revealing her goal to be a queen one day. I don't want to know what happens to Zipp on the way to that goal.
Pipp dances out of sync with everypony else, but that's okay because she's a princess and she's the best.
With that, fans now know that it's all about Pipp and nothing else. Only Pipp exists in this Universe. Nothing else matters. Nopony else matters. It's all about Pipp.
I wasn't sure if the episode ended and we're watching just some other episode, but apparently, Pipp is still streaming even after announcing the end.
Izzy is a cheerleader.
Sunny only sees opportunities for profit.
Pipp is still determined to give her fans full access. Zipp could testify that that is indeed exhausting.
New information. It's not just 3 places with the sum of 100 ponies in the world. There are actually at least a hundred million ponies in the world.
Pipp stole the fame from Sparky.
Zipp begs Pipp to slow down. Take it easy.
Pipp doesn't listen nor cares about Zipp's objections.
Pipp doesn't want Zipp to say No. Zipp is only allowed to say Yes to everything. Those are Pipp's rules!
Pipp is relentless. She does not stop.
Pipp realizes that judging perfumes by sight alone wasn't smart. She decides to test their yumminess instead. Since Pipp is going to eat the perfumes, a pony at least tries to throw something edible in there.
Turns out that you're not supposed to drink perfumes. Pipp is poisoned and she's lying on her deathbed.
Pipp doesn't have time to be dead.
Sunny figures out that Pipp is super rough. Zipp just silently stands in a corner. She knows it all too well.
And yet, there are no breaks on this train. They only get worse.
Izzy finally understands that Honesty isn't an element of Harmony. Well, it is, but nopony likes the background pony called Applejack, so we don't talk about Honesty.
Zipp finally decides to speak up about how Pipp pushed too hard. The memories alone physically hurt Zipp. The trauma is incurable.
Pipp realizes she's a sucky person. Punishes a cell phone.
We finally see Pipp's final solution. Her evil grin leaves nothing to imagination. She will bring all the ponies to her dungeons.
Hitch explains the concept of self-service.
Pipp managed to spread the infection to Hitch in her RL Plague Inc game.
Pipp makes an innuendo, showing herself in bed. Everypony wants to be in that same bed with her. Even her own mother.
Turns out, nopony actually followed her before, not even her mother.
Pipp's sins cannot go unpunished. Hitch decides that sleep deprivation is the best punishment.
Pipp cries, but Hitch doesn't stop. Her crimes were too big to show restraint.

And since Hasbro hasn't learned to post just one episode in a video, neither have I. Here are some more unrelated comments:

I find it funny how AI tries its best to turn my tragic endings into happy endings.

Sweetie Belle yelped and pulled the covers up to her muzzle as if that could prepare her for a long night ahead.

After the training phase, the pictures might as well disappear from existence. The AI doesn't need them and it certainly doesn't use them.
That worm looks really sexy. Not sure if I'm down with the spikes, though.

Only good things are happening. But exactly that is what scares you because deep down you know that good things don't happen.

Based on the results of the poll, it seems that Crimmar is more popular than Elon Musk.

I agree. They should only disassemble half of the planet

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