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I write so that one day I may finally stop writing and be free, but these damn new ideas keep finding ways into my brain. I need to write more to vent them out!

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Nov
15th
2022

Tell Your Tale - episode 35: Panic on Harvest & Hugs Day · 8:36am Nov 15th, 2022

After seeing the first 1 second 10 times, I finally managed to piece together what the animators were aiming for:
Sparky was putting up the decoration on the door which wasn't fully opened. Not sure how he managed to do it since he still wouldn't be able to reach it even after Pipp opened them further toward him.
We did however learn a new fact from this: Pipp is so fat that she needs to fully open doors in order to fit inside the building.
Izzy is Inspector Gadget.
I get carrot cake, but why are there pubic hair in it, Sunny? I get that you're lonely, but come on!
Oh wait, did Zipp make the cake with a spoon and then held on to the spoon for no reason?
Hitch has Twilightish attention to detail. Yes, I made her an adjective.
The Queen apparently likes country music.
Sparky sucks at blowing.
And Pipp is Twilighting. Yes, I made her into a verb.
Teeth are stronger than hooves, as is evident from Pipp biting on them.
"It's just Queen Heaven." - Good roast, Sunny. Just Queen Heaven, lol.
One would think that harvesting would be an Earth Pony holiday, not Pegassi's. I've never seen a Pegassi harvest before.
Pipp's filly head is bigger than her body.
Pipp has telepathy. Either that or the Queen just likes watching her sleep.
Pipp's worst nightmare is seeing her mother. I can only guess what the Queen had done to her.
Pipp slept through all the cake being brought in but is then woken up by a mere shadow.
Sparky uses dragon flame for the first time as an actual flame.
We learn something about the Equestrian atmosphere. You might say that the fire was traveling too fast, but that's actually not the case. Fire can, in fact, travel this fast, but only if the atmosphere is pure oxygen. In RL, an astronaut learned that the hard way. He wanted to make himself some tea. He caught fire and he burned alive in his pure oxygen capsule. He burned and burned and burned.
The stove is flammable. Good thing the rest of the wooden furniture isn't.
Fire somehow damaged the teapots?
"At least Queen Heaven hasn't arrived yet." - Izzy, please stop talking. "At least the moon hasn't fallen on Equus yet." - Izzy, Nooo!
Zipp doesn't give a shit about any of this.
"Cakes are supposed to catch fire." - Cakes are actually flammable, because they contain a lot of organic compounds.
"Welcome!" *shuts the door.
Sunny waves that everything is ready even though nothing is ready.
Sparky wants to see the world burn.
Hitch tries to pull out the chair so that the queen would fall on her plot. Realizing that she's too smart for that, he abandons the prank.
Izzy is a tea smith.
The queen wants her specific tea smithed.
Izzy makes tea in a flower pot, using dirt from under her hooves.
Forget banana peels, carrots are the new slippery trap.
Hitch presents fecal matter to the queen. "Just how you like it. You do have scat fetish, right?"
Even if they bake a cake, the queen would find out about their endeavor by smell alone.
Good thing they have a dragon with his fire breath to help them bake. Or a pink oven. I guess that could work too...
The oven has an internal power source.
The queen smells the cake even before it started to bake. If her smell is so good, couldn't she tell at what stage the cake is at? Why are they then trying to hide the status of the cake?
You know what's better than a cake on the queen's face? A boiling cake on the queen's face.
The queen uses face wipers.
From the picture, it seems like the queen has a sibling. I guess there can only be one.
Izzy serves mud pie and worm stew.
Ponies eat pine cones.
Sparky blows.

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