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AtomicClop


Because "fantasy erotica" sounds better than "cartoon horse porn."

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  • 5 weeks
    Story idea (free to a good home)

    *record scratch*
    *freeze frame*
    *whispering narration* "So you're, um, probably wondering how I got into this situation..."

    Derpibooru: 2170243

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  • 18 weeks
    Story idea

    "Televised invisible buttsex"

    Zipp looks like she's having a good time.

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  • 23 weeks
    A snippet

    I have no idea what story this would fit in, but whatever:

    Twilight Sparkle: "You seem preoccupied."
    Shining Armor: "I'm concerned that one day, Cadance might find out that Chrysalis has a bigger dick than me."

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  • 46 weeks
    An experimental piece, and thanks for the positive response

    [Adult story embed hidden]

    I would like to thank you all for the strong positive response to "Tough Love." I wasn't sure how it would go down, but it's one fo the best-received fics I've written in the last year or so. My thanks! (EDIT: topped the feature box at number 1.)

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  • 46 weeks
    Not dead

    I haven't published anything here since March.

    I've been writing -- several stories in the works. However, none were speaking to me, none grabbed my muse. Luckily, I brushed off one of my old ideas and it did speak to my muse, and I pounded out 3500 words in no time flat. I'm currently editing it, will probably publish in a couple days.

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Nov
3rd
2022

An unecessarily detailed deconstructive analysis of the horny · 8:57am Nov 3rd, 2022

Let's consider some Derpibooru humanized (non-anthro) images as archetypal of the Pony fandom's take on an observation I've made:

  1. derpibooru dot org / 653978 (Rainbow Dash, sunbathing naked on a lounger.)
  2. derpibooru dot org / 2536802 (Princess Luna, sitting spread-legged on a bed wearing only stockings and a garter belt.)
  3. derpibooru dot org / 2311203 (Sci-Twi, masturbating messily.)

These are examples of art I consider excellent. I wish I could use them as cover art (or post them directly here!) but they're too spicy for Google Adsense and the mods would banhammer me.   

Now, this leads me to my observation, whose lede I have deliberately buried until after you had the chance to punch up the three artworks above: None of those are pics are tagged (at the moment I post this blog) "bare vulva" or "shaved pubic hair" or whatnot. Indeed, poking through Derpi's tags, those sorts of tags barely exist. It seems, in fact, that when a character does have pubic hair, it rates a tag, rather than vice-versa. 

Now: this is not a complaint. As far as visual art goes, I think it makes sense to show the vulva and labia without obstruction; even the ancient Greeks and Romans knew this, as did the Renaissance masters. Since, say, the 1990s the pendulum seems to have swung back in the direction of the bare snatch, whether in Playboy or on porno websites or on Derpibooru. (A look into a 1970s girlie magazine is a surprise to the modern eye!)

I suppose my real thesis for this somewhat rambling blog is that it's interesting and perhaps surprising that the presence of pubic hair — no matter how little, even a minuscule patch with the rest of the pubis and labia totally smooth (example: 1087289 older Diamond Tiara and Sweetie Belle dripping creampies all over a bed) — rates a tag.

Not sure why the default is "bare" and the presence of pubic hair requires a tag (de facto, if not de jure), but here we are.

Regardless, I continue to be impressed by the skill of the artists in the pony community here. Anyone have any other derpi numbers of similar excellence to drop in the comments?

Next time: "Why I usually add 'reasonably sized breasts' as a search term before hitting go."

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Comments ( 5 )

A brief analysis of my faves shows that indeed pubic hair are rare. I've heard this is also to make the character look younger. Some fine examples:
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2895794 perhaps a pretty common crossover
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Alternative take: cutie mark pubes: 2937464

Interestingly, pubes are often associated with nerdy or unhinged characters, perhaps as a shorthand for poor personal hygiene:
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Next time: "Why I usually add 'reasonably sized breasts' as a search term before hitting go."

Weebs who had never seen a woman in their life? (And if they did, she had a bigger dick than them).

It's usually because it's a fad nowadays (unlike in the 70's), female pubes are considered icky. Same goes with the big breasts, it's a common preference in porn. Usually male characters have huge penises for the same reason, yet it's usually tagged since "heteronormative audience" prefers watching naked, shaved women and not naked dudes. :derpytongue2:

But all in all, porn is supposed to be a depiction of fantasy, that doesn't have to reflect real life. If people cannot tell unreal apart from the reality, porn is definitely not to blame but those individuals. :facehoof:

That's why all male characters in my fics have huge dongs, that's pretty unrealistic IRL :rainbowlaugh:

pubes are often associated with nerdy or unhinged characters, perhaps as a shorthand for poor personal hygiene

Another case in point:
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Well, it apparently happens in art as a whole. I think ancient Greeks found big dicks funny.

If people cannot tell unreal apart from the reality, porn is definitely not to blame but those individuals. :facehoof:

There's quite a loud group of people on fimfiction who have a problem with that...

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