Lol, not really.

Peaches, Polygons, and Penguins.

A quite large amount of Penguins.

First up, you will be getting another chapter of If You 2. It's the last one, I swear.

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Now look at mine.
Now back at yours.
Now back at mine.
Sadly, it is not mine, but it's probably pretty good.

Okay, obligatory joke out of the way. This blog post is devoted to the plugging (Is that the correct term?) of a story I think deserves more attention.

A Day in the Incredibly Boring Life of Fluttershy

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My Little Pony
My Little Pony
Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh!

President Barak Obama snorted as he was rudely awakened by his ring tone. He quickly snatched the device up and hit the answer call button. He really needed to change his ring tone to something a little more inconspicuous, he couldn’t have people knowing he liked cartoon horses. It should probably be something like Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing On Rainbows or MegaGeth. No one would suspect a thing then.

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So, I'm back for good following Am_Z's brief reign. And for those of you that liked her, she tells me that she liked it here too and shall be making an account of her own quite soon.

In other news, I wrote the first chapter of a new story to help with writer's block. It is OctaScratch, but probably a tad different than what you are used to.

For the next three days, TheWraithWriter will leave all commenting and conversation to me, Answering Machine: Zeppelin. And yes, that terrible name is for the sake of an acronym that sounds like an actual name: AM-Z. Please, just call me Amzy, it is honestly less weird.

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Music is often how I make the magic of story creation happen. Not the writing, but the thought process that leads to the story. As such, this song is perfect for a future If You... story.

Just wanted to share it.

If you have any suggestions for a song to go with an in progress fic, an upcoming fic, or even a completed one, I'm all ears.
Figuratively, of course.

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Okay, first off, I'm sorry I tagged this with If You 2, but it was the easiest way to contact all of you. As an apology, and a partial explanation for what's about to happen, have this picture:

I have, at the moment, four ship fics in progress. They are, in no particular order:

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Is as of this writing waiting to be approved.

Rarity's Bad Romance

Rarity has come to Canterlot to do something she should have done weeks ago: Sort out her feelings for Twilight Sparkle. But when she finds Twilight already in the midst of being courted by a royal guard named Flash, the Fashionista must pretend her visit is for something else. Like Blueblood, for example.

Aren't love polygons the best?

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So, I submitted If You... to Equestria Daily a while back and they responded!

...To say it had been rejected.

For the record, I'm not complaining. The reply email was polite and a tad funny even, so that was nice. I'll probably try submitting it under a mature rating instead because, quote:

Both the story and the penguin are funny, nutty, light on writing errors...and almost entirely unpostable on the blog.

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