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Pirate Jesus


Mae'r gwynt yn chwythu am byth ymlaen

Jul
3rd
2014

The Broken Compass- Chapter 4 · 6:33pm Jul 3rd, 2014

The marble floors of the palace’s hallway clicked and clacked as hard leather riding boots strode briskly across it. Armand Velarois, the Captain of the Guard, was rarely one to break schedule, and the recent events had given him much more reason than usual to keep on pace.

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The Broken Compass- Chapter 3 · 6:30pm Jul 3rd, 2014

Red was the first thing Josh saw. It was a deep, faded red light that seemed to distantly shine in a sea of black. At first he thought he might just be staring into space, or possibly even a deep ocean floor. As the light grew more intense, it changed to a lighter red, then orange, then almost completely yellow. Josh finally realized he was seeing a bright light through his still closed eyelids.

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The Broken Compass- Chapter 2 · 6:26pm Jul 3rd, 2014

Sam didn’t feel so much like he was falling through the white space. It wasn’t an experience so much like gravity. It felt a lot more like he was in a vacuum and had just been shot straight out of cannon. The sensation was excruciatingly confusing. He felt as though he were going to be sick, but didn’t know where to throw up given the absence of gravity. He also couldn’t get a bearing on how much time had passed while he was falling. Minutes? Centuries? Seconds? He really couldn’t tell.

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The Broken Compass- Chapter 1 · 6:25pm Jul 3rd, 2014

The bayou felt empty in spite of it being midday. The sun was already beating down on the riverbanks and the murky water. The tide was gently ebbing and flowing, causing the saltwater fishing boat tied to the dock to bob up and down. The only sounds were the blaring calls of cicadas and the opening chords of Bad Moon Rising playing over the boat’s speakers.

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Jul
3rd
2014

Announcement: Nonpony Fantasy Story- Feedback Highly Requested · 6:23pm Jul 3rd, 2014

Hello, folks.

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Jul
2nd
2014

44! · 6:06pm Jul 2nd, 2014

Yep, I'm back.

Some of you might have noticed that I wasn't able to do much or even get online here for the past three or four days. This is because my new apartment, which is actually kind of nice, has no interwebs. So for the next month, I'm likely going to be checking in pretty infrequently. Just a heads up.

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Jun
10th
2014

We Need to Talk · 9:03pm Jun 10th, 2014

I am seriously frustrated.

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May
30th
2014

Incoming Blog Posts PT II: Previews · 6:26am May 30th, 2014

Introduction

Hello again.

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May
30th
2014

Incoming Blog Posts · 3:35am May 30th, 2014

What's up wasteland? This is three dooowwwg and you're listening to Galaxy News Radio-

Whoops. Wrong personality matrix. Instead, it's your friendly neighborhood Commander reporting in with some news.

So, before I'm bombarded with this question, yes Chapter Three of Starcrossed is coming along well. Slow, but well. I estimate I am somewhere around the 60% complete mark with the rough draft and will soon be handing it to my proofreader when it is finished.

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May
17th
2014

Well, Fuck. · 10:23pm May 17th, 2014

So, as some of you might have guessed from my comments or even my title, the Commander loves going out on the boat. As a matter of fact, I spent all day today working with my dad to get her shined up and sea worthy again after putting her away for the winter. So we gave the engine a dry run on land for about an hour, deep cleaned her, cast her into the water, and continued to give her a sea trial for another hour and a half. We even gave it a bit of a stress test by letting me take the helm and

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