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Pirate Jesus


Mae'r gwynt yn chwythu am byth ymlaen

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  • 403 weeks
    So, I changed my name a bit.

    Now before you lot start thinking I've been getting into the rum, let me explain.

    So, as some of you remember, the last picture of me in the flesh I put up here about a year ago, and some of you commented even then that I looked like a pirate due to me growing my hair and goatee out.

    Well, I kept growing it and now, thanks to my Jewish blood, I literally look like Jesus.

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  • 404 weeks
    Oh, Hey guys!

    (Blows dust off old account)

    Hey, y'all. Sorry I was gone for a bit.

    What'd I miss this time?

    7 comments · 361 views
  • 433 weeks
    Can Someone Summarize this Blasted Show?

    So, As you all know, I left the fandom for a while, and I'm now trying to get in some faculty back into it. However, I've run into a problem: apparently I've missed a lot since the Season 4 finale. So, what I'm asking of you my dear followers, is there any way y'all can bring me up to speed on what's been going on with all this? I don't have enough time to catch up on last season, or even the

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  • 438 weeks
    School's Out For Winter!

    Yep, just got my transcript for the semester after a particularly long finals season. 4 B's in Medieval European History, Modern East Asian History, Leadership and Interpersonal Skills, and History of Alabama, rounding it out with a solid A in Leadership Theory. Needless to say, I'm relieved.

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  • 449 weeks
    I Can't Stop!

    I should probably be working on the paper due in an hour and a half, or at least on my story.

    Instead, I can't pull my eyes away from this.

    6 comments · 367 views
Jul
2nd
2014

44! · 6:06pm Jul 2nd, 2014

Yep, I'm back.

Some of you might have noticed that I wasn't able to do much or even get online here for the past three or four days. This is because my new apartment, which is actually kind of nice, has no interwebs. So for the next month, I'm likely going to be checking in pretty infrequently. Just a heads up.

In other news, you guys remember that one fantasy project I was working on that was original fiction? Well, I've been working on it like crazy over the past week or two since I have no internet to write on here with, and the manuscript is now a full 44 pages! I've almost got the entire first fifth/sixth of my novel manuscript done. So, hooray for that. Might celebrate later by lighting a fag.

Anyways, just wanted to tell you guys all that so that if you don't hear from me for a few days or don't immediately respond to something/ post an update on my story, you'll know it's just me being busy rather than me trying to shun you.

Peace to all.

Commander over and out.

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Comments ( 9 )

Might celebrate later by lighting a fag.

anyone who's not obnoxiously british is gonna see that and go "Dafuq?"

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Did it exactly for that reaction. Was waiting for an American to see it and think, "Damn. The Commander is a homophobic asshole." :rainbowlaugh:

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Yeah, I've made that joke so many times in the company of 'Muricans, they always look at me like I've suddenly grown an extra head.:rainbowlaugh:

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I know, right? One thing I love about my people is the vast majority of them are extremely easy to fuck with.

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Living in Denmark is brilliant aswell. theyre all either shit at English or speak American:rainbowlaugh:

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There are places that speak American other than America? :pinkiegasp:

well this would explain you being gone for a while.

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Surprisingly yes, we here in good old Viking-land are mostly exposed to American media, which means that those of us who are good enough to develop an actual accent (not something like Norwenglish) mostly speak American.

and then theres the tossers like me, who can speak british, American, Scottish, irish, and Australian.

its good to be the king :ajsmug:

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Yep. I'm not dead just yet.

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Sounds fun. I should go to Denmark sometime... And conquer the masses. :pinkiecrazy:

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