So, what were your thoughts on the finale?

So, due to me being too organized and clever, my story was submitted to what I thought would allow it to be accepted relatively close to peak time.

Unfortunately, due to clever manipulation of the queue system, I accidentally got myself accepted at 3am.

Sonnets is now probably doomed to obscurity without some help. Pretty much the exact opposite of what made Movie Night an unmitigated success, really.

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My Little Jimmies
I used to wonder what rustling could be~
My Little Jimmies
Until Hasbro's executives started messing with me
Twilight Sparkle FUCKING WINGS
TWILIGHT SPARKLE FUCKING WINGS
That's right I said motherFUCKING WINGS
And toy tie ins make it all rustlin' yeah~
My Little Jimmies
Hasbro can shove those wings right up their rear end~s.

Props to Doc Gluefoot for the song.

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Well, the Twilight * Octavia Ship is ready!

The story may be my first foray into clop, depending on viewer suggestion, but for now it is merely my typical brand of meandering humour that I sincerely hope you'll enjoy.

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/68430/sonnets-by-twilight

This is the current link to the story. To see it you need a password, as I will not be submitting it for another 24 hours.

The password, oh faithful followers, is "Puns".

"We're hemorrhaging money so we need to cannibalize popularity for money"

"Sir, we made some money, but we lost a lot in the long term for losing so much popularity!"

"Damn it! We're poor!"

"Sir, orders?"

"I know, let's cannibalize popularity for money!"

It's not an ideology I can blame them for having, not at all, but it's going to bite them in the ass very soon. Battleship The Movie for instance.

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People! You must share my pain!

Its: Possessive. It is owned by.

It's: It is.

Every. Single. Possessive. Its. Is wrong. In Far Cry 3.

All of them. Someone must pay for this indiscretion to the English language.

Blood Shall Be Shed If Need Be.

I apologize for this outburst this has been causing me physical pain.

This is exactly why, I'm more affected by this cycle than most, so I'm literally practicing doing nothing.

It's... Bizarre. Unnatural.

So, yes, I have done a fair bit, Wilhelm's chapter is mostly done as is the 8K of the new story BUT... Well, yeah, it's been done for ages and I've been practicing not letting that bother me.

Bet that sucks for you, though!

Well, I'm back in Brisbane. Sort of.

Nearly got arrested twice for coming home this morning, long story short. I'm in that crucial age where I'm old enough to be treated like an adult but not old enough to get any of the respect.

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You know that episode where Twilight visits herself? Well, Disgruntled Student just covered that, namely what caused the first Twilight to go back if it was simply Twilight going back in time to warn her not to go back in time, so I've come up with this.

Closed Time Circuits, Twilight, once created, reduce the probability of the Closed Time Circuit NOT being created as a result of its use by 0.

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Well, I'm not gonna lie, hours after that the TwiDash ship hit new peaks and is only just recently is it coming off that high so-

You know what? Why bother trying to be more original with that one? It's done. It's great. I'll enjoy it from others.

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