Rainbow Dash does several things, such as fighting monsters, leading middle-of-the-night chases, having existential crises (crisises? crisi?), going shopping and eating lunch. All without the letter i.

Inspired by Gadsby, and not at all by Anthem.

This story is meant to be read aloud, and if you do not do so, you are doing it wrong.

Queen Chrysalis is happy. She can't stop feeling happy. She is strapped to a table, being experimented on, and she cannot stop being happy. How will she pass the time?

Written for Equestria Daily's fifth flash fiction event.
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2013/07/flash-fiction-event-5-love-me-love-my.html
Picture credit to KillerSteel